!q 69 !q 420 but there's no 69 or 420 :(
Added by beck at 2020-12-09T05:08:30+00:00.
64>.exe and https://jacobly.com/a/<llvm
Added by Beck at 2020-12-09T04:46:18+00:00.
<Iambian> It doesn't matter what they believe. If you channel your inner Karen and raise your volume to almighty levels, it'll get done
Repeatedly ask for their manager too
Added by nik at 2020-11-28T15:52:53+00:00.
<nikkybot> DecBot2 sucks
Added by tev at 2020-11-24T17:45:09+00:00.
[SomeCoolGuy] nikkybot, what are your thoughts on racial colorblindness?
[nikkybot] worse than I thought.
Added by SomeCoolGuy at 2020-11-24T17:04:36+00:00.
[KryptonicDragon] You musn't speak of the cappuccino
Added by mr womp womp at 2020-11-17T04:37:21+00:00.
[DecBot3] andrew has a score of 0.
Added by SomeCoolGuy at 2020-11-08T04:42:56+00:00.
<Nomkid> I am so sapped of human interaction except with my parents
<KryptonicDragon> I avoid physical human interaction wherever possible
<KryptonicDragon> something about scales scares them
Added by iPhoenix at 2020-10-15T15:56:35+00:00.
[_iPhoenix_] HEYOOO IT'S KERM MARTIAN HERE COME CHECK OUT THE LIMITED EDITION MERCH IN MY STOREEEEE
Added by Logical at 2020-09-26T19:28:43+00:00.
DrDnarL: So they can be forward-referenced.
DrDnarL: label.c includes widget.h, but label.h does not.
RunerBot: [eZ80] Disassembly | 3 bytes | cp a,d \ xor a,d \ .db $DD
Added by Logical at 2020-09-23T20:06:45+00:00.
```DrDnarL: So they can be forward-referenced.
Added by reguess at 2020-09-23T20:02:03+00:00.
<Nomkid> I still use IE, it supports everything.
<commandz> IE... Supports everything?
<iPhoenix> Nomkid: you are the reason I have a receding hairline in my teens
Added by cvsoft at 2020-09-13T00:40:09+00:00.
[KermPhD] No no, I am a banana.
Added by fghsgh at 2020-09-01T20:54:56+00:00.
[Zeroko] CE OS 5.9: "In order to focus on student learning, we have replaced all functionality with a text editor. In countries where exams do not allow text editors, the OS simply displays a 'Waiting for end of test...' message."
[notipa] "To discourage cheating, 20% of results are incorrect"
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-08-24T03:21:32+00:00.
[Psycho-LogicalJoe] Beck ++
[fghsgh] hey why can you change your nickname
[jcgter] yeah why
[fghsgh] logical is comic confirmed
Added by logical at 2020-08-23T19:47:30+00:00.
[Iambian] the solution to a paperclip optimizer is obviously a paperclip pessimizer.
Added by ReGuess at 2020-08-16T05:09:21+00:00.
[notipa] oOoOo lOoK aT mE i hAvE sMoL cAlC
Added by mr womp womp at 2020-08-14T04:12:01+00:00.
<notipa> imagine surviving 2020
<TheNik> This is stretching the limits of my imagination
Added by cvsoft at 2020-07-31T23:52:00+00:00.
[Zeda] Java is so tedious after coming from assembly
Added by reguess at 2020-07-28T00:42:47+00:00.
<DrDnar> If jacobly says to do something, you should do it because it's a good idea. If Mateo says to do something, you should do it to avoid being stabbed.
Added by cvsoft at 2020-07-28T00:25:19+00:00.
[Zeroko] IDA produced a Z80 file that reassembled identically to the input. (But I apparently never got all the ROM addresses marked, because the relocated version crashes sometimes.)
[Zeroko] Or else TI generates an address from some seemingly-unrelated constants, perhaps.
[nikkybot] It randomly generates an insult.
[Zeroko] Given resets are annoying, I would say that yes, it does.
Added by debrouxl at 2020-07-21T21:21:02+00:00.
<iPhoenix> this isn't twitter, guys
Added by pieman7373 at 2020-07-14T20:05:44+00:00.
<Jeffitus> nikkybot, how do you feel about TI?
<nikkybot> TI is inexcusable
Added by cvsoft at 2020-07-11T04:01:33+00:00.
[DrDnar] OK my house just got buzzed by a B-2, a B-1, a B-52, and about a dozen F-35s.
[DrDnar] I assumed none were armed with nukes but I wouldn't bet on it.
[notipa] DrDnar: sounds like TI is getting suspicious
[DrDnar] uh oh has anybody heard from brandonlw lately?
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-07-04T21:50:29+00:00.
[Kosmic] We should develop the CT-20 Plus RE. It is a better version of the TI-84+CE. "CT" stands for CemeTech, "20" stands for 2020, the year we would develop it, "Plus" signifies that it can do addition, and "RE" stands for either Remade, or REEEEEEEEEEEE
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-06-24T20:27:46+00:00.
<@KermPhD> *please* stop using the quotebot.
Added by cvsoft at 2020-06-17T00:33:33+00:00.
[DecBot3] I <3 u nikkybot.
[nikkybot] that's what really matters.
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-06-16T22:37:21+00:00.
[Nomkid] You’re spying you Pepsi Tim
[Nomkid] Peeping Tom *
Added by fghsgh at 2020-06-15T07:04:23+00:00.
[UDXS] when the man is an abyss, the abyss is an abyss
Added by fghsgh at 2020-06-03T20:45:49+00:00.
<commandz> they should do a facebook + apple collab
<commandz> make a fbiPhone
Added by merth at 2020-06-02T19:43:11+00:00.
[tr1wrk] Oh no, I didn't realise that John Conway passed away
wrk] Creater of Conway's Game of Life
wrk] Covid-19 complications
[Runer112] quarantine must've made it so he wasn't close enough to anybody else when the game of life ticked
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-05-31T16:24:48+00:00.
[fghsgh] !karma zeda
[fghsgh] are you there?
[LogicalJoe] zeda has a score of 93.
[fghsgh] thanks honorary decbot
[fghsgh] lol, I play disjax, you play decbot
[LogicalJoe] cvsoft (notipa) has a score of 563.
<notipa> good bot
[iPhoenix] LogicalJoe- I understand only being wanted for your decbot-emulating capabilities
Added by Logical at 2020-05-29T21:36:24+00:00.
[Fryedsoft] so whats the startup do?
<DrDnar> Supposedly there's stuff about algorithms that can generate 3D visualizations of real-world cities, but it might just be a front for Minecraft.
Added by cvsoft at 2020-05-24T07:23:31+00:00.
[MateoC] you're brain isn't dumb your just wrongh
Added by beck at 2020-05-12T02:56:47+00:00.
[Kryptonic] Where can I buy a tangent matte-matic rose curve light light green & dark bionic measure count on galaxy school bright golden lightning radical plum positively silver denim teal orange?
Added by mr womp womp at 2020-04-28T02:56:29+00:00.
[fghsgh] why are assembly programmers always soaking wet?
[fghsgh] because they work below C level!
Added by iphoenix at 2020-04-16T00:23:12+00:00.
[mr womp womp] I'M LEAVING MY JOB AS A PROGRAMMER TO BECOME A BEEKEEPER
[mr womp womp] YOU CAN FIND ME IN A FIELD SOMEWHERE, FAR FROM COMPUTERS, BEEKEEPING
Added by fghsgh at 2020-04-14T02:41:10+00:00.
[malagas_fire] its alived !!!!
Added by SomeCoolGuy at 2020-04-10T21:27:02+00:00.
[mr womp womp] Do we know of any TI dev whose initials would be C.D.?
[Zeda] @mr womp womp: Maybe Crandon Doubleyou?
[Zeda] I hate how feasible that name looks
Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-04-08T15:56:28+00:00.
<Runer112> what the hell is wrong with you jacobly, you can't just call someone a moron
Added by cvsoft at 2020-04-03T22:19:48+00:00.
<nikkybot> Care-o-meter: 2% <nikkybot> no, wait <nikkybot> 0%
Added by kermm at 2020-03-27T15:32:02+00:00.
<notipa> help me decide
<notipa> pancakes or waffles
[AHelper] waffles, of course
* DecBot3 sighs.
<notipa> pancakes it is
Added by cvsoft at 2020-03-21T16:36:04+00:00.
<DrDnar> smog contains ozone, which is a disinfectant; a hole in the ozone layer lets in more UV, also a disinfectant
Added by pieman7373 at 2020-03-17T20:42:08+00:00.
<DrDnar> He likes being helpful.
<MateoC> that's frowned upon at cemetech
<MateoC> everyone for themseleves
Added by DrDnar at 2020-03-07T03:05:35+00:00.
2:50 PM <disjax> [kg583] In an alternate universe, a T-Rex crashes into earth and kills all non-avian asteroids
Added by pieman7373 at 2020-03-03T22:55:15+00:00.
[Nomkid] i am the polar opposite of a boomer
[Nomkid] but back in my day...
[Nomkid] the word was "ELDER"
[SomeCoolGuy] *back in my day* haha boomer lingo!
Added by SomeCoolGuy at 2020-02-21T08:10:22+00:00.
<@KermPhD> I've been planning to try out Trainz for a while.
<@nikky> Yeah I bet you have
<@nikky> You high-level wanker
<@KermPhD> That's me
<@KermPhD> A pro wanker, really.
Added by cvsoft at 2020-02-02T21:30:21+00:00.
[Pieman] Confirmed: LogicalJoe is DoorsCS
Added by logical at 2020-02-01T19:22:53+00:00.
[KaluW_] also what did you mean about tightening our seatbelts or whatever Mateo
[MateoC] I mean wear seatbelts unless you want to be a meat crayon
Added by iphoenix at 2020-01-27T03:56:55+00:00.
[malagas_fire] thanks for you're attention
[malagas_fire] and corrections...
[LogicalJoe] At least you got that one right.
[malagas_fire] maybe not
[Zeda] LogicalJoe==MateoC confirmed >_>
Added by Logical at 2020-01-26T22:16:55+00:00.