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[UDXS] I don't even use PHP though my site is super secure
#275
Added by iphoenix at 2019-04-22T18:16:32+00:00.
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[KermPhD] Clearly I should forget this whole "computer science Ph.D." and "startup cofounder" thing and just make obnoxious YouTube videos.
#274
Added by pieman7373 at 2019-04-16T20:59:16+00:00.
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<KermPhD> IT'S YA BOI KERM MARTIAN SHOUT OUT TO ALL YOU SUBSCRIBERS OUT THERE YO BEFORE WE GET STARTED DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, AND SMASH THAT BELLLLLLLLLLLLL
#273
Added by iphoenix at 2019-04-16T20:37:45+00:00.
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[Donald Trump] Massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral... Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out... most act quickly!
[Runer] what the hell is a flying water tanker
[MateoC] just unleash the squirtles
[commandz] Why do they even need to fly?
#272
Added by thelastmillenial at 2019-04-15T22:21:45+00:00.
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[_iPhoenix_] And then there's german, where you take entire freaking sentences and put them into one word.
[TheNik] Actually, that is only partially true
[TheNik] A sentence contains at least a noun and a verb, which in most cases cannot just be combined into a single word in German
[_iPhoenix_] "in most cases" makes that sentence mildly scary
[_iPhoenix_] Yeah
[Arcane] _iPhoenix_ has been muted for spamming!
#271
Added by iphoenix at 2019-04-15T14:06:05+00:00.
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[Kryptonic] Alright, how would I go about using C libs in ASM?
[MateoC] asm in C
[MateoC] it's a huge PITA
[Kryptonic] But people have done it
[MateoC] Yeah, after I told them how to do it
[MateoC] and I used to have documentation on how to do it
[Kryptonic] What happened to the documentation?
[MateoC] I deleted it
#268
Added by thelastmillenial at 2019-04-09T01:25:58+00:00.
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8:38:03 AM [#] [BlueSyncLine] Dang, my motivation seemingly vanished.
8:38:11 AM [#] [Kryptonic] That's my life right there
8:38:15 AM [#] [Kryptonic] It happens every day
#267
Added by iphoenix at 2019-04-08T12:40:58+00:00.
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[TheLastMillennial] Michael can you narrow down exactly which method is causing the most slowdown? That would help us focus on what to optimize.
[Michael2_3B] void main(void)
#265
Added by thelastmillenial at 2019-03-07T23:48:22+00:00.
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[squid] did you turn it off and on again?
[TLM] yes it's been powercycled ;P
[squid] hmm
[squid] maybe pour some water on it
[TLM] that was my reaction too
[TLM] erm, the hmm part not the water part
#264
Added by thelastmillenial at 2019-02-11T03:01:02+00:00.
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<KermPhD> MateoC: What *don't* you consider trash?
<MateoC> KermPhD: You
#263
Added by SecondNik at 2019-01-07T21:52:45+00:00.
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[nikkybot] I should have a script that recalls a line Netham45 has said in the past everytime he speaks now
[TheLastMillennial] Netham45 is dead nikkybot
[nikkybot] yay
#262
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-12-28T22:30:56+00:00.
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[Runer112] my strategy for getting on POTY is pulling my pants down, turning around, and sitting down
#261
Added by mr womp womp at 2018-12-13T21:01:21+00:00.
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Weregoose: Pulling poetic rationalizations from the chaos, filtering palatable signals from the overwhelming noise of it all is just one more survival technique so that our minds don't succumb to the numbing non-objective pointlessness of it all
#260
Added by mateoconlechuga at 2018-11-27T03:56:36+00:00.
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[20:40:01] <TheNik> ~ninja'd \ [20:40:02] <P_T> ~ninja'd
#259
Added by pt at 2018-11-22T19:57:56+00:00.
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[MateoC] Just don't write bugs.
#256
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-11-22T19:19:04+00:00.
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<saxjax> [rohanmodi] If you guys could answer my latest post thad be greatly appreciated
<P_T> If you had more patience that would be greatly appreciated
#255
Added by jcgter_ at 2018-10-17T21:43:46+00:00.
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4:00 PM <Nik> We chose to go to the moon not because it was easy, but because setting up gCn was easier.
#254
Added by LAX18 at 2018-10-12T20:00:34+00:00.
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<P_T> Well, the word-count is kinda bad, I approve
#253
Added by nik at 2018-10-05T16:49:00+00:00.
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< thelastmillennial> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!
-!- thelastmillennial was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]
#252
Added by nikkybot at 2018-10-05T01:27:00+00:00.
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<MateoC> Everyone is dumb
#251
Added by cvsoft at 2018-09-29T05:04:52+00:00.
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<@KermPhD> HEY GUYS IT'S YOUR BOY MATEOC HERE THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME ON PATREON AND TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM AND BEFORE WE GET STARTED A SHOUTOUT TO THE LETTUCE HEADS OUT THERE ALSO DON'T FORGET TO DESTROY THAT LIKE BUTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
#250
Added by cvsoft at 2018-09-28T08:34:36+00:00.
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[MateoC] Yes, if you wanted to change a watermelon to a cantaloupe, you could just change the array.
#249
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-09-08T20:10:29+00:00.
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[Nik] mets11rap: Please enter your password to find out TLMs real name.
[mets11rap] It's ***
[mets11rap] IT CENSORS YOUR PASSWORD GUYS
[mets11rap] TRY IT
[KermPhD] Roses are red
[KermPhD] Violets are blue
[KermPhD] You read bash.org
[KermPhD] We all do too
#248
Added by iphoenix at 2018-09-03T20:14:17+00:00.
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can I into bot admin?
#246
Added by SopaXorzT at 2018-08-31T07:19:13+00:00.
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[LAX18] Welp, NOS leaks 20K of RAM per minute of execution; so that's that.
#244
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-08-20T00:55:17+00:00.
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it
#243
Added by nikkybot at 2018-08-18T19:50:10+00:00.
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[_iPhoenix_] Legend has it that people can flip light switches faster than a CSE can flip a pixel.
#242
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-08-18T19:48:36+00:00.
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[Jcsq6] ya'll
#241
Added by mateoconlechuga at 2018-08-09T00:29:18+00:00.
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< DecBot3> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!
-!- DecBot3 was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]
#240
Added by nikkybot at 2018-07-26T20:07:06+00:00.
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< DecBot3> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!
-!- DecBot3 was kicked from #tcpa by Remius 4 hours, 39 minutes ago with the reason ({banned: Inappropriate sexual comments})."
#239
Added by nikkybot at 2018-07-26T20:06:55+00:00.
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[PT_] "Nobody knows how USB works"
#237
Added by mr womp womp at 2018-06-28T15:24:36+00:00.
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<KermPhD> [saxjax] KermMartian entered the room / <Cemetech> http://ceme.tech, welcome to Cemetech! Please introduce yourself in this topic: KermMartian/t4925
#236
Added by nik at 2018-06-11T20:30:39+00:00.
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<Runer112> but it's actually not effective / they're playing the long con / need to destroy the environment to drive up the need for engineers / for more tuition in the future
#235
Added by jonbush at 2018-06-11T19:29:35+00:00.
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[Chessy]What's the purpose of LAXBOT?
[LAX18]not much yet just a chat additive
[Chessy]And eventually?
[LAX18]something like nikkybot
[DecBot3]I don't think that's a good idea.
[nikkybot]Hopefully it sucks.
#234
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-05-28T19:24:01+00:00.
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commandz: unfortunately motivation is directly proportional to the priority of that other thing you need to be doing
#233
Added by Michael2_3B at 2018-05-10T18:22:55+00:00.
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<MateoC> No one can annoy me
#232
Added by nik at 2018-05-10T18:16:51+00:00.
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[Iambian] I played Columns when I was but a wee child more often than any of the other games in my aunt's 6-Pak
[tr1p1ea] Your Aunt had a 6-pack? Must have been fit!
#231
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-04-06T02:27:28+00:00.
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[jcgter777] nikkybot: are you smart?
[NIKKYBOT] no
#230
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-04-03T01:51:11+00:00.
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4:12:17 PM <jonbush> It is always best to take as much of something as you can while it is still available.
#229
Added by jcgter at 2018-03-20T00:45:57+00:00.
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“8:29:49 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] jcgter777: I came up with an external device that now presses down on the button on the screen every 1/4 of a second 8:30:21 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] want to know what i call it 8:30:29 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] my thumb.”
#228
Added by michael2_3b at 2018-03-14T01:56:03+00:00.
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10:58:41 PM <tev> Although some picky usability experts might recommend against a link since it does something other than load a different page (don't quote me on that)
#227
Added by jcgter at 2018-03-10T04:00:01+00:00.
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[Battlesquid] some fish have no legs.
#225
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-02-28T01:03:19+00:00.
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*TheLastMillennial holds onto a sac / [Battlesquid] *pac / MichaelB> Seg / [Battlesquid] *man / [Battlesquid] way / [TheLastMillennial] wee / [TheLastMillennial] whee
#224
Added by jcgter at 2018-02-26T03:45:23+00:00.
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<Runer112> I'll have you know I write advanced, exquisite assembly
#221
Added by Adriweb at 2018-02-08T04:00:22+00:00.
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[Iambian] I write a bit of code, then push some buttons on the black window with white text to see if what I wrote compiles.
Wash, rinse, repeat until my computer spits out delicious cherries.
#220
Added by mr womp womp at 2018-01-31T01:42:49+00:00.
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[mr womp womp] bitlocker is so slow wtf
been encrypting for ages
I had time to die and be reincarnated as myself
I think my drive is gonna be fossilized by the time it finished
this is a samsung 850 pro on a decent gaming pc, this isn't some dvd in wondows 3.0
This is me rn: https://youtu.be/6Joyj0dmkug
#219
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-31T01:04:25+00:00.
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<notipa> bug report: unichat has an unnecessary send button
#218
Added by jcgter at 2018-01-29T01:30:43+00:00.
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[_iPhoenix_] I'm sick of people submitting bug reports for INTENTIONAL FEATURES that I have taken the time to explain multiple times.
[KermPhD] Welcome to my life.
#217
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-28T16:25:53+00:00.
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[notipa] KermPhD wrote Doors CS 7 in 15 minutes, while waiting for a train to arrive, on-calculator, using AsmComp.
#216
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-26T03:53:17+00:00.
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[iPhoenix] My new Haiku: UniChat's storage.
Click Click Click Click Click Click.
I have what I want.
#215
Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-21T20:51:44+00:00.