[mr womp womp] pretty sure the TI-80 schematics were beamed down to us in crop circles#430 Added by logical at 2023-10-09T00:08:22+00:00.
[clevor] nikkybot mimic someone why are TI calculators so expensive in the US [nikkybot] <tinyhacker> because you know that He who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with Him." [clevor] uhh [clevor] please nikkybot mimic someone else#429 Added by tiny_hacker at 2023-09-28T20:08:48+00:00.
[Zeroko] 10% of your brain is a myth.#428 Added by thelastmillenial at 2023-09-04T22:33:32+00:00.
<DecBot3> I <3 u nikkybot. <nikkybot> Awesome <nikkybot> You deserve to watch some real Sci-Fi for once.#427 Added by imclevor at 2023-08-27T22:03:46+00:00.
[Hamburger317] but why would you need to document calcs [womp] because they aren't documented?? [womp] what a ridiculous question#426 Added by fghsgh at 2023-05-29T06:58:58+00:00.
[LogicalJoe] i am cute uwu#425 Added by mr womp womp at 2023-05-02T00:39:59+00:00.
[calc84maniac] my new year's resolution is 96x64#424 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-12-31T18:37:09+00:00.
<mr womp womp> no proto no buy#423 Added by tr1p1ea at 2022-11-23T02:53:33+00:00.
<Zeroko> Although 54 ads is about the level where I say "Oh, look, someone got a post in my ad feed" & decide to do something else.#422 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-11-07T17:13:37+00:00.
<DragonScholar71> I am a ti basic programmer and have been coding for 4 years. so I am so the best at coding#421 Added by mateoconlechuga at 2022-11-04T17:52:04+00:00.
[zeta function] how do i download asm support on ti 83#420 Added by mr womp womp at 2022-10-27T22:43:45+00:00.
<LogicalJoe> because 10/100 == 10 <LogicalJoe> oof <DrDnar> *does not think 10/100 == 10* <Oxiti8> illogicaljoe#419 Added by LifeEmu at 2022-09-30T03:51:27+00:00.
[MateoC] oh yeah python is the second best choice for any project [LifeEmu] what's the first one? [MateoC] not python#418 Added by logical at 2022-09-16T00:57:40+00:00.
<jacobly> the ez80 is just a pile of wrong choices#417 Added by DrDnar at 2022-09-09T03:43:21+00:00.
[Zeroko] I am pretty sure chat does not evaluate comparisons over ℝ. [Adriweb] 51>3 [RunerBot] [eZ80] Calculator 51>3 == 1 [Adriweb] See, it does#416 Added by fghsgh at 2022-08-30T14:08:20+00:00.
<MateoC> Nevermind I'm an idiot#415 Added by pt at 2022-08-18T20:57:25+00:00.
[MateoC] what do I know I'm basically lettuce#414 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-07-17T00:33:48+00:00.
[DrDnar] Ah yes, security-by-lawsuit. That worked so well for TI back in 2010.#413 Added by fghsgh at 2022-07-11T04:15:38+00:00.
[Msplats] how do i use axe [jacobly] hold handle and swing?#412 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-12T08:53:25+00:00.
[womp] stonk market is too low [womp] time to switch to plan B: [womp] not paying my taxes#411 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-12T00:42:20+00:00.
[triss6473] finally, a type of discourse that should be banned here: pasta types terminology#410 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-04T22:51:54+00:00.
[Zeroko] Nikkybot mimic fghsgh rules [nikkybot] 1. go to bed#409 Added by fghsgh at 2022-05-07T22:03:07+00:00.
[Zeroko] TI in 2030: "Now that USB 7 & USB-E are out, we are finally putting micro USB ports on our calcs."#408 Added by logical at 2022-04-22T04:21:42+00:00.
[jacobly] we asmers use normal words like load and store and ldmlsfd#407 Added by fghsgh at 2022-04-21T01:07:52+00:00.
printf is big. Really big. We have the biggest printfs. Huge, even.#406 Added by mr womp womp at 2022-03-23T21:13:43+00:00.
<MateoC> I want snake_case names <MateoC> ceos_randint <MateoC> oh god that's ugly#405 Added by DrDnar at 2022-03-23T18:57:56+00:00.
<calc84maniac> ldir go vroom#402 Added by DrDnar at 2022-02-20T17:42:02+00:00.
<Jinnai> you're not clever, nikkybot <nikkybot> and you're not homosexual#401 Added by cvsoft at 2022-02-03T03:09:31+00:00.
<Zeda> Watched the most recent Matrix iteration. Was nothing like Elementary Linear Algebra 10th Edition, but it was still good#400 Added by Zeroko at 2021-12-28T19:05:54+00:00.
[adooley26] whats necrooposting [DJ Omnimaga] When for example you reply to a topic that was last replied to more than 15 seconds ago.#399 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-12-21T18:10:37+00:00.
[NEON] Is Nikkybot actually a bot? [nikkybot] Are you actually a bot? [Zeroko] Nikkybot is in fact a bot. [nikkybot] your face is in fact a bot#397 Added by logical at 2021-10-17T23:14:40+00:00.
[notipa] zeroko utters a strange phrase, it sounds like tv static, and summons a cane from the earth to walk with. top scientists recorded and analyzed this cry, and discovered it's pure haskell#396 Added by logical at 2021-10-09T04:48:19+00:00.
<TheDiscoMillennial> <I wouldn't put it past people to cut the cable and directly apply 120v to the USB port for 'fast charging>#395 Added by Oxiti8 at 2021-10-05T01:58:32+00:00.
[Zeroko] There is a 30, a 30X, a 30X II, a 30X IIS, a 30X Pro, a 30X Plus MP, & a 30X Pro MP. [MateoC] Pro, Plus, Premium [MateoC] where is the "TI 33 Pretty Okay"#394 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-09-18T22:10:20+00:00.
<Oxiti8> Its just a piece of hardware not a legal document#393 Added by Zeroko at 2021-09-02T18:36:29+00:00.
[Zeroko] None of this "type in this epic poem" nonsense.#391 Added by fghsgh at 2021-08-09T23:01:03+00:00.
<commandz> I'm going to have zero clue how any of this works in two hours <Adriweb> add comments <commandz> why are you implying I know how it works now?#390 Added by cvsoft at 2021-07-18T01:44:45+00:00.
[womp] I'll just google a bunch of words and hope the right ones come up#389 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-28T02:02:17+00:00.
[TaterTomorrow] it's ya boi womp, here live for the 1 million karma speedrun. click the bell and be notified of our crazy capers! buy our calculator plushies#388 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-22T02:57:43+00:00.
Zeroko: "One File to bundle them all, One File to update them, One File to string them all, & in the Python bind them In the land of TI, where the ASM dies#387 Added by Adriweb at 2021-05-14T19:43:18+00:00.
<notipa> no dbus no buy#386 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-05-05T16:31:50+00:00.
<TaterTomorrow> We need a mateobot <Zeroko> It would just stab people & object to their code.#385 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-19T08:37:19+00:00.
[Michael2_3B] 2^3 is not 16. 2^3 is 5 isn’t it?#384 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-04-07T00:17:54+00:00.
<nikkybot> Do you like ponies? <commandz> statistically speaking, probably#383 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-05T06:14:19+00:00.
[Mateo]Beck, more people my age died from the flu two years ago than died of covid in the past year#382 Added by Beck at 2021-04-04T00:49:01+00:00.
[LogicalJoe] It's TI trying to stall with the times.#381 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-16T02:35:10+00:00.
[TheLastMillennial] But all the protos :( / [TheLastMillennial] Also, it'd be a shame if you died too#380 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-03-10T03:43:23+00:00.
[LogicalJoe] If you ask me users should not have this kind of power on-calc. [commandz] logicaljoe is ti confirmed#379 Added by logical at 2021-03-09T03:38:36+00:00.
[DrDnar] They already sell weapons of math instruction.#378 Added by tr1p1ea at 2021-03-04T01:25:17+00:00.
<jacobly> That's why it's always better to say what you want to do, not how you think you want to do it.#377 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-03T12:48:19+00:00.
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