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• [mr womp womp] pretty sure the TI-80 schematics were beamed down to us in crop circles

  #430 Added by logical at 2023-10-09T00:08:22+00:00.

• [clevor] nikkybot mimic someone why are TI calculators so expensive in the US
  [nikkybot] <tinyhacker> because you know that He who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with Him."
  [clevor] uhh
  [clevor] please nikkybot mimic someone else

  #429 Added by tiny_hacker at 2023-09-28T20:08:48+00:00.

• [Zeroko] 10% of your brain is a myth.

  #428 Added by thelastmillenial at 2023-09-04T22:33:32+00:00.

• <DecBot3> I <3 u nikkybot.
  <nikkybot> Awesome
  <nikkybot> You deserve to watch some real Sci-Fi for once.

  #427 Added by imclevor at 2023-08-27T22:03:46+00:00.

• [Hamburger317] but why would you need to document calcs
  [womp] because they aren't documented??
  [womp] what a ridiculous question

  #426 Added by fghsgh at 2023-05-29T06:58:58+00:00.

• [LogicalJoe] i am cute uwu

  #425 Added by mr womp womp at 2023-05-02T00:39:59+00:00.

• [calc84maniac] my new year's resolution is 96x64

  #424 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-12-31T18:37:09+00:00.

• <mr womp womp> no proto no buy

  #423 Added by tr1p1ea at 2022-11-23T02:53:33+00:00.

• <Zeroko> Although 54 ads is about the level where I say "Oh, look, someone got a post in my ad feed" & decide to do something else.

  #422 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-11-07T17:13:37+00:00.

• <DragonScholar71> I am a ti basic programmer and have been coding for 4 years. so I am so the best at coding

  #421 Added by mateoconlechuga at 2022-11-04T17:52:04+00:00.

• [zeta function] how do i download asm support on ti 83

  #420 Added by mr womp womp at 2022-10-27T22:43:45+00:00.

• <LogicalJoe> because 10/100 == 10 <LogicalJoe> oof <DrDnar> *does not think 10/100 == 10* <Oxiti8> illogicaljoe

  #419 Added by LifeEmu at 2022-09-30T03:51:27+00:00.

• [MateoC] oh yeah python is the second best choice for any project
  [LifeEmu] what's the first one?
  [MateoC] not python

  #418 Added by logical at 2022-09-16T00:57:40+00:00.

• <jacobly> the ez80 is just a pile of wrong choices

  #417 Added by DrDnar at 2022-09-09T03:43:21+00:00.

• [Zeroko] I am pretty sure chat does not evaluate comparisons over ℝ.
  [Adriweb] 51>3
  [RunerBot] [eZ80] Calculator
  51>3 == 1
  [Adriweb] See, it does

  #416 Added by fghsgh at 2022-08-30T14:08:20+00:00.

• <MateoC> Nevermind I'm an idiot

  #415 Added by pt at 2022-08-18T20:57:25+00:00.

• [MateoC] what do I know I'm basically lettuce

  #414 Added by iPhoenix at 2022-07-17T00:33:48+00:00.

• [DrDnar] Ah yes, security-by-lawsuit. That worked so well for TI back in 2010.

  #413 Added by fghsgh at 2022-07-11T04:15:38+00:00.

• [Msplats] how do i use axe
  [jacobly] hold handle and swing?

  #412 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-12T08:53:25+00:00.

• [womp] stonk market is too low
  [womp] time to switch to plan B:
  [womp] not paying my taxes

  #411 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-12T00:42:20+00:00.

• [triss6473] finally, a type of discourse that should be banned here: pasta types terminology

  #410 Added by fghsgh at 2022-06-04T22:51:54+00:00.

• [Zeroko] Nikkybot mimic fghsgh rules
  [nikkybot] 1. go to bed

  #409 Added by fghsgh at 2022-05-07T22:03:07+00:00.

• [Zeroko] TI in 2030: "Now that USB 7 & USB-E are out, we are finally putting micro USB ports on our calcs."

  #408 Added by logical at 2022-04-22T04:21:42+00:00.

• [jacobly] we asmers use normal words like load and store and ldmlsfd

  #407 Added by fghsgh at 2022-04-21T01:07:52+00:00.

• printf is big. Really big. We have the biggest printfs. Huge, even.

  #406 Added by mr womp womp at 2022-03-23T21:13:43+00:00.

• <MateoC> I want snake_case names
  <MateoC> ceos_randint
  <MateoC> oh god that's ugly

  #405 Added by DrDnar at 2022-03-23T18:57:56+00:00.

• <calc84maniac> ldir go vroom

  #402 Added by DrDnar at 2022-02-20T17:42:02+00:00.

• <Jinnai> you're not clever, nikkybot
  <nikkybot> and you're not homosexual

  #401 Added by cvsoft at 2022-02-03T03:09:31+00:00.

• <Zeda> Watched the most recent Matrix iteration. Was nothing like Elementary Linear Algebra 10th Edition, but it was still good

  #400 Added by Zeroko at 2021-12-28T19:05:54+00:00.

• [adooley26] whats necrooposting
  [DJ Omnimaga] When for example you reply to a topic that was last replied to more than 15 seconds ago.

  #399 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-12-21T18:10:37+00:00.

• [NEON] Is Nikkybot actually a bot?
  [nikkybot] Are you actually a bot?
  [Zeroko] Ni‍kkybot is in fact a bot.
  [nikkybot] your face is in fact a bot

  #397 Added by logical at 2021-10-17T23:14:40+00:00.

• [notipa] zeroko utters a strange phrase, it sounds like tv static, and summons a cane from the earth to walk with. top scientists recorded and analyzed this cry, and discovered it's pure haskell

  #396 Added by logical at 2021-10-09T04:48:19+00:00.

• <TheDiscoMillennial> <I wouldn't put it past people to cut the cable and directly apply 120v to the USB port for 'fast charging>

  #395 Added by Oxiti8 at 2021-10-05T01:58:32+00:00.

• [Zeroko] There is a 30, a 30X, a 30X II, a 30X IIS, a 30X Pro, a 30X Plus MP, & a 30X Pro MP.
  [MateoC] Pro, Plus, Premium
  [MateoC] where is the "TI 33 Pretty Okay"

  #394 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-09-18T22:10:20+00:00.

• <Oxiti8> Its just a piece of hardware not a legal document

  #393 Added by Zeroko at 2021-09-02T18:36:29+00:00.

• [Zeroko] None of this "type in this epic poem" nonsense.

  #391 Added by fghsgh at 2021-08-09T23:01:03+00:00.

• <commandz> I'm going to have zero clue how any of this works in two hours
  <Adriweb> add comments
  <commandz> why are you implying I know how it works now?

  #390 Added by cvsoft at 2021-07-18T01:44:45+00:00.

• [womp] I'll just google a bunch of words and hope the right ones come up

  #389 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-28T02:02:17+00:00.

• [TaterTomorrow] it's ya boi womp, here live for the 1 million karma speedrun. click the bell and be notified of our crazy capers! buy our calculator plushies

  #388 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-22T02:57:43+00:00.

• Zeroko: "One File to bundle them all, One File to update them, One File to string them all, & in the Python bind them In the land of TI, where the ASM dies

  #387 Added by Adriweb at 2021-05-14T19:43:18+00:00.

• <notipa> no dbus no buy

  #386 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-05-05T16:31:50+00:00.

• <TaterTomorrow> We need a mateobot
  <Zeroko> It would just stab people & object to their code.

  #385 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-19T08:37:19+00:00.

• [Michael2_3B] 2^3 is not 16. 2^3 is 5 isn’t it?

  #384 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-04-07T00:17:54+00:00.

• <nikkybot> Do you like ponies?
  <commandz> statistically speaking, probably

  #383 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-05T06:14:19+00:00.

• [Mateo]Beck, more people my age died from the flu two years ago than died of covid in the past year

  #382 Added by Beck at 2021-04-04T00:49:01+00:00.

• [LogicalJoe] It's TI trying to stall with the times.

  #381 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-16T02:35:10+00:00.

• [TheLastMillennial] But all the protos :( / [TheLastMillennial] Also, it'd be a shame if you died too

  #380 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-03-10T03:43:23+00:00.

• [LogicalJoe] If you ask me users should not have this kind of power on-calc.
  [commandz] logicaljoe is ti confirmed

  #379 Added by logical at 2021-03-09T03:38:36+00:00.

• [DrDnar] They already sell weapons of math instruction.

  #378 Added by tr1p1ea at 2021-03-04T01:25:17+00:00.

• <jacobly> That's why it's always better to say what you want to do, not how you think you want to do it.

  #377 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-03T12:48:19+00:00.