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linux awesomeness
lol http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969
mc Move Minecraft discussion to #cemetech-mc, or use the forum. MC server is mc.cemetech.net ; DynMap is http://mc.cemetech.net:8122/
mcmap https://www.cemetech.net/play/mcmap.php
mecookie $nick wanted you to have this cookie
nano Why is my source code full of :w's?
nickspam Bad.
nikky Nikky, are you being a better person today than you were yesterday?
nikkykip http://i.imgur.com/NKzwiVb.jpg
ninja'd Somebody typed faster to express the same sentiment.
No, blame When in doubt, blame Ephraim!
No, scores http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/
nosleep https://i.imgur.com/xNHQrty.jpg
nout $nick sadly cannot play UT at this present time. :'(
offtopic WOOP WOOP offtopic alarm! WOOP WOOP
overkill IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
pillow $nick wanted you to have this pillow.
piracy Not for this channel. Take it somewhere else.
posf You should posf on the Comictech foam.
post You should post in the thread.
potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..
powercycle Have you tried turning it off and on again? https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8
ptsleep Find the definition of 'Sleep' for P_T here: https://i.imgur.com/DP8Hmlg.jpg
PullTheLeverKronk WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR!
quotes http://decbot.cemetech.net/quotes/
randwar Are we (fight|yell|scream|argu|rant|yapp|groan)ing about (shells|operating systems|editors|calculators|websites|your mother|religion) again?
recursion Please see the ~recursion command
rtfm Read The Fantastic Manual
rule100 Rule 100: Keep it friendly! We're all here to learn, keep things friendly and civil.
rule200 Rule 200: Be Constructive! Help your fellow programmers by offering constructive feedback and criticism. Don't just tell them they're wrong, but instead explain and elaborate on the reasons.
rule300 Rule 300: Use appropriate language and images. The site is family friendly, the Discord is too.
run https://media1.tenor.com/m/cJsj_QAMKSQAAAAC/why-are-you-running-why-are-you-running-away.gif
scores http://decbot.cemetech.net
shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
shutup <@nikky> Nobody cares about UT
sovietflip ┬──┬╯︵ /(.□. )
space You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire.
spam http://ceme.tech/t5730
spree M-M-M-M-MONSTER POST
tableflip (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
tableunflip ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
tanner Stop abusing the bot
tilp https://ti-pla.net/tilpsetup
tilplinux https://github.com/debrouxl/tilp_and_gfm/raw/master/tilp/trunk/build/scripts/install_tilp.sh
topblame Blame Kerm for making poor dictatorial decisions.
topic You should make a topic!
trains ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
unflip ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
ut Jonimus, Kaslai, geekboy, CVSoft, Ahelper, pyrotechn, Eeems, Hayleia, Qazz42, EarthDrag, Abrum, pimath, KermPhD, Unicorn, Pieman, others: UT2004 gogogogo?
vim <Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit [esc] qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat