There are 50 factoids in the database.
| Call | Response |
|---|---|
| linux | awesomeness |
| lol | http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969 |
| mc | Move Minecraft discussion to #cemetech-mc, or use the forum. MC server is mc.cemetech.net ; DynMap is http://mc.cemetech.net:8122/ |
| mcmap | https://www.cemetech.net/play/mcmap.php |
| mecookie | $nick wanted you to have this cookie |
| nano | Why is my source code full of :w's? |
| nickspam | Bad. |
| nikky | Nikky, are you being a better person today than you were yesterday? |
| nikkykip | http://i.imgur.com/NKzwiVb.jpg |
| ninja'd | Somebody typed faster to express the same sentiment. |
| No, blame | When in doubt, blame Ephraim! |
| No, scores | http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/ |
| nosleep | https://i.imgur.com/xNHQrty.jpg |
| nout | $nick sadly cannot play UT at this present time. :'( |
| offtopic | WOOP WOOP offtopic alarm! WOOP WOOP |
| overkill | IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND |
| pillow | $nick wanted you to have this pillow. |
| piracy | Not for this channel. Take it somewhere else. |
| posf | You should posf on the Comictech foam. |
| post | You should post in the thread. |
| potatoes | Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.. |
| powercycle | Have you tried turning it off and on again? https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8 |
| ptsleep | Find the definition of 'Sleep' for P_T here: https://i.imgur.com/DP8Hmlg.jpg |
| PullTheLeverKronk | WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR! |
| quotes | http://decbot.cemetech.net/quotes/ |
| randwar | Are we (fight|yell|scream|argu|rant|yapp|groan)ing about (shells|operating systems|editors|calculators|websites|your mother|religion) again? |
| rank | https://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13543 |
| ranks | https://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13543 |
| recursion | Please see the ~recursion command |
| rtfm | Read The Fantastic Manual |
| rule100 | Rule 100: Keep it friendly! We're all here to learn, keep things friendly and civil. |
| rule200 | Rule 200: Be Constructive! Help your fellow programmers by offering constructive feedback and criticism. Don't just tell them they're wrong, but instead explain and elaborate on the reasons. |
| rule300 | Rule 300: Use appropriate language and images. The site is family friendly, the Discord is too. |
| rule430 | We are not here to help you cheat. Discussion of cheating is not permitted on Cemetech. |
| run | https://media1.tenor.com/m/cJsj_QAMKSQAAAAC/why-are-you-running-why-are-you-running-away.gif |
| scores | http://decbot.cemetech.net |
| shrug | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| shutup | <@nikky> Nobody cares about UT |
| sovietflip | ┬──┬╯︵ /(.□. ) |
| space | You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire. |
| spam | http://ceme.tech/t5730 |
| spree | M-M-M-M-MONSTER POST |
| tableflip | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
| tableunflip | ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) |
| tanner | Stop abusing the bot |
| tilp | https://ti-pla.net/tilpsetup |
| tilplinux | https://github.com/debrouxl/tilp_and_gfm/raw/master/tilp/trunk/build/scripts/install_tilp.sh |
| topblame | Blame Kerm for making poor dictatorial decisions. |
| topic | You should make a topic! |
| trains | ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |