[Zeroko] Nikkybot mimic fghsgh rules [nikkybot] 1. go to bed#409 Added by fghsgh at 2022-05-07T22:03:07+00:00.
[Zeroko] TI in 2030: "Now that USB 7 & USB-E are out, we are finally putting micro USB ports on our calcs."#408 Added by logical at 2022-04-22T04:21:42+00:00.
[jacobly] we asmers use normal words like load and store and ldmlsfd#407 Added by fghsgh at 2022-04-21T01:07:52+00:00.
printf is big. Really big. We have the biggest printfs. Huge, even.#406 Added by mr womp womp at 2022-03-23T21:13:43+00:00.
<MateoC> I want snake_case names <MateoC> ceos_randint <MateoC> oh god that's ugly#405 Added by DrDnar at 2022-03-23T18:57:56+00:00.
<calc84maniac> ldir go vroom#402 Added by DrDnar at 2022-02-20T17:42:02+00:00.
<Jinnai> you're not clever, nikkybot <nikkybot> and you're not homosexual#401 Added by cvsoft at 2022-02-03T03:09:31+00:00.
<Zeda> Watched the most recent Matrix iteration. Was nothing like Elementary Linear Algebra 10th Edition, but it was still good#400 Added by Zeroko at 2021-12-28T19:05:54+00:00.
[adooley26] whats necrooposting [DJ Omnimaga] When for example you reply to a topic that was last replied to more than 15 seconds ago.#399 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-12-21T18:10:37+00:00.
[NEON] Is Nikkybot actually a bot? [nikkybot] Are you actually a bot? [Zeroko] Nikkybot is in fact a bot. [nikkybot] your face is in fact a bot#397 Added by logical at 2021-10-17T23:14:40+00:00.
[notipa] zeroko utters a strange phrase, it sounds like tv static, and summons a cane from the earth to walk with. top scientists recorded and analyzed this cry, and discovered it's pure haskell#396 Added by logical at 2021-10-09T04:48:19+00:00.
<TheDiscoMillennial> <I wouldn't put it past people to cut the cable and directly apply 120v to the USB port for 'fast charging>#395 Added by Oxiti8 at 2021-10-05T01:58:32+00:00.
[Zeroko] There is a 30, a 30X, a 30X II, a 30X IIS, a 30X Pro, a 30X Plus MP, & a 30X Pro MP. [MateoC] Pro, Plus, Premium [MateoC] where is the "TI 33 Pretty Okay"#394 Added by thelastmillenial at 2021-09-18T22:10:20+00:00.
<Oxiti8> Its just a piece of hardware not a legal document#393 Added by Zeroko at 2021-09-02T18:36:29+00:00.
[Zeroko] None of this "type in this epic poem" nonsense.#391 Added by fghsgh at 2021-08-09T23:01:03+00:00.
<commandz> I'm going to have zero clue how any of this works in two hours <Adriweb> add comments <commandz> why are you implying I know how it works now?#390 Added by cvsoft at 2021-07-18T01:44:45+00:00.
[womp] I'll just google a bunch of words and hope the right ones come up#389 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-28T02:02:17+00:00.
[TaterTomorrow] it's ya boi womp, here live for the 1 million karma speedrun. click the bell and be notified of our crazy capers! buy our calculator plushies#388 Added by fghsgh at 2021-06-22T02:57:43+00:00.
Zeroko: "One File to bundle them all, One File to update them, One File to string them all, & in the Python bind them In the land of TI, where the ASM dies#387 Added by Adriweb at 2021-05-14T19:43:18+00:00.
<notipa> no dbus no buy#386 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-05-05T16:31:50+00:00.
<TaterTomorrow> We need a mateobot <Zeroko> It would just stab people & object to their code.#385 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-19T08:37:19+00:00.
[Michael2_3B] 2^3 is not 16. 2^3 is 5 isn’t it?#384 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-04-07T00:17:54+00:00.
<nikkybot> Do you like ponies? <commandz> statistically speaking, probably#383 Added by cvsoft at 2021-04-05T06:14:19+00:00.
[Mateo]Beck, more people my age died from the flu two years ago than died of covid in the past year#382 Added by Beck at 2021-04-04T00:49:01+00:00.
[LogicalJoe] It's TI trying to stall with the times.#381 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-16T02:35:10+00:00.
[TheLastMillennial] But all the protos :( / [TheLastMillennial] Also, it'd be a shame if you died too#380 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-03-10T03:43:23+00:00.
[LogicalJoe] If you ask me users should not have this kind of power on-calc. [commandz] logicaljoe is ti confirmed#379 Added by logical at 2021-03-09T03:38:36+00:00.
[DrDnar] They already sell weapons of math instruction.#378 Added by tr1p1ea at 2021-03-04T01:25:17+00:00.
<jacobly> That's why it's always better to say what you want to do, not how you think you want to do it.#377 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-03-03T12:48:19+00:00.
[jacobly] back in my day I learned C from a book >.> [notipa] what's a book [jacobly] it's like a website on a tree [notipa] like a site map but with all the nodes expanded? [jacobly] well the site map comes first, instead of being hidden at the bottom somewhere [jacobly] and none of the links work#376 Added by cvsoft at 2021-02-20T02:19:36+00:00.
[Candledark] how many points for a chemist? [Zeroko] Surely that depends on their ionization state? [Candledark] better periodically keep an ion the chemists' reactions, then. [DrDnar] oooh that's bad#375 Added by fghsgh at 2021-02-06T01:46:51+00:00.
[fghsgh] and nikkybot is an actual bot with a pretty rudementary AI [nikkybot] I am, a bug#374 Added by logical at 2021-01-22T23:54:42+00:00.
[Sugarleaf] I wish TI-BASIC had optional indentation. I can try with colons, but... that's kind of eyesore.#373 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-01-20T03:22:45+00:00.
[critor] when I'm reporting things to TI, I usually don't get threaten...#372 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-01-19T02:16:15+00:00.
[iPhoenix] Every time I complain about something, I get more permissions, so I've been trying to complain about as many things as I can. [mr womp womp] What!? Every time I complain, I get banned!#371 Added by krypto at 2021-01-19T02:05:17+00:00.
[allynfolksjr] I'm concerned that there is no nikky emoji on discord [nikkybot] b-b-but the beer emoji sure is cute isn't it#370 Added by logical at 2021-01-13T20:08:35+00:00.
[Zeroko] Pfft. "Proprietary" is just code for "challenge"#369 Added by iPhoenix at 2021-01-13T18:08:33+00:00.
[Beck] Everyone in the world is an idiot, that includes me.#368 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-01-04T06:26:08+00:00.
[fghsgh] not ctrl+mac+win+shift+#+R+F5+F+5+ESC+O+0+Ø+⏏+scroll lock?#367 Added by mr womp womp at 2021-01-04T03:29:20+00:00.
[iPhoenix] I've played one Scrabble game in my entire life and I didn't even finish it.#366 Added by Nomkid at 2020-12-22T21:44:21+00:00.
[Kryptonic] Tech nerds heavily enthused by snow after having been stuck indoors for the past decade.#365 Added by logical at 2020-12-22T04:24:09+00:00.
<MateoC> seriously I made it though vector calc and I can't even add and subtract numbers at this point#364 Added by krypto at 2020-12-17T04:27:19+00:00.
<beckadam> nikkybot the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell <nikkybot> beckadam's mom is the powerhouse of the cell#363 Added by thelastmillenial at 2020-12-09T05:29:50+00:00.
<nikkybot> beckadam's mom is the powerhouse of the cell#362 Added by wimp_ at 2020-12-09T05:29:10+00:00.
[beck] nikkybot you lied to me >:( [nikkybot] PIECE OF UNPRIV SHIT#361 Added by beck at 2020-12-09T05:11:28+00:00.
!q 69 !q 420 but there's no 69 or 420 :(#360 Added by beck at 2020-12-09T05:08:30+00:00.
jacobly https://jacobly.com/<CEmu firebird>/<branch>/<latest hash>/<CEmu firebird><32 64>.exe and https://jacobly.com/a/<llvm toolchain>/<ez80-clang.exe-WindowsRelease CEdev-windows installer-Windows clibs>.zip#359 Added by Beck at 2020-12-09T04:46:18+00:00.
<Iambian> It doesn't matter what they believe. If you channel your inner Karen and raise your volume to almighty levels, it'll get done Repeatedly ask for their manager too#358 Added by nik at 2020-11-28T15:52:53+00:00.
<Iambian> nikkybot++ <nikkybot> Iambian++ <SomeCoolGuy> nikkybot++ <nikkybot> SomeCoolGuy++ <LogicalJoe> nikkybot++ <nikkybot> DecBot2 sucks <LogicalJoe> >:(#357 Added by tev at 2020-11-24T17:45:09+00:00.
[SomeCoolGuy] nikkybot, what are your thoughts on racial colorblindness? [nikkybot] worse than I thought.#356 Added by SomeCoolGuy at 2020-11-24T17:04:36+00:00.
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