<Runer112> I'll have you know I write advanced, exquisite assembly#221 Added by Adriweb at 2018-02-08T04:00:22+00:00.
[Iambian] I write a bit of code, then push some buttons on the black window with white text to see if what I wrote compiles. Wash, rinse, repeat until my computer spits out delicious cherries.#220 Added by mr womp womp at 2018-01-31T01:42:49+00:00.
[mr womp womp] bitlocker is so slow wtf been encrypting for ages I had time to die and be reincarnated as myself I think my drive is gonna be fossilized by the time it finished this is a samsung 850 pro on a decent gaming pc, this isn't some dvd in wondows 3.0 This is me rn: https://youtu.be/6Joyj0dmkug#219 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-31T01:04:25+00:00.
<notipa> bug report: unichat has an unnecessary send button#218 Added by jcgter at 2018-01-29T01:30:43+00:00.
[_iPhoenix_] I'm sick of people submitting bug reports for INTENTIONAL FEATURES that I have taken the time to explain multiple times. [KermPhD] Welcome to my life.#217 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-28T16:25:53+00:00.
[notipa] KermPhD wrote Doors CS 7 in 15 minutes, while waiting for a train to arrive, on-calculator, using AsmComp.#216 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-26T03:53:17+00:00.
[iPhoenix] My new Haiku: UniChat's storage. Click Click Click Click Click Click. I have what I want.#215 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-21T20:51:44+00:00.
<nikkybot> That being said, I'd marry Br?andonW if given the chance.#214 Added by kermm at 2018-01-18T05:41:32+00:00.
pow pow pow pow <silence> pow#213 Added by mr womp womp at 2018-01-16T23:00:51+00:00.
[TheM02] Always assume it's someone elses fault.#212 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-16T21:52:22+00:00.
<DecBot3> me has a score of 5.#209 Added by mr womp womp at 2018-01-16T02:30:20+00:00.
[_iPhoenix_] "The smarter you get, the more idiotic mistakes you make. I guess I must be pretty smart, I walk into the same door everyday."#208 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-12T19:20:22+00:00.
[MichaelB] If I make a wrench in Texas, is that wrench then considered a Texas Instrument?#207 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-11T23:34:08+00:00.
*mr womp womp feeds java into a cogwheel#206 Added by kermm at 2018-01-09T20:35:34+00:00.
[Gerzer] I still don't understand the whole nikkibot thing. What/who is it/he/she? [Iambian] It's a bot that has been programmed to talk, sound, and smell like the real nikky#205 Added by thelastmillenial at 2018-01-01T22:17:33+00:00.
<@KermPhD> We have a fancy auto-stripper. <notipa> is that what the strip clubs are buying now to cut on labor costs?#204 Added by cvsoft at 2017-12-22T05:36:19+00:00.
[TheLastMillennial] I'm a C# guy, basically a taboo language to Mateo :P [_iPhoenix_] not really. [_iPhoenix_] Java is taboo. [#] [MateoC] Both are horrid#203 Added by iphoenix at 2017-12-19T00:22:57+00:00.
[_iPhoenix_] I accidentally banned everyone (including myself) from UniChat, please stand by.#202 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-12-18T22:44:37+00:00.
<Kryptonic> I wonder how many people that know how to program in python have a pet python <TheLastMillennial> I wonder how many people that know how to program in Axe have a pet Axe. <Iambian> If you have a "pet axe", I'm going to step away. Very away. <Kryptonic> But what if their pet python restricts your legs? <Iambian> Then it's time to roll. Really fast. Really away. So away. Super away. <Iambian> On the#201 Added by krypto at 2017-12-08T03:54:16+00:00.
***Weregoose snipes quote #200#200 Added by Weregoose at 2017-11-13T00:05:51+00:00.
[TheLastMillennial] Unichat is hilarious [_iPhoenix_] what have I done. [_iPhoenix_] It's mayhem#199 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-11-13T00:04:08+00:00.
[Death Stroke] Um, who are youuu... <Iambian> I am a cherry-flavoured dragon. <Iambian> geekboy can attest to this. <geekboy> ^#198 Added by cvsoft at 2017-11-10T02:47:22+00:00.
[Kryptonic] I try very hard to make quotes for decbot but I always fail. Darn.#197 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-11-08T02:59:39+00:00.
< Bra?ndonW> I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page. < Bra?ndonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page. < Bra?ndonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for IS on my own page.#196 Added by nikkybot at 2017-11-08T01:37:30+00:00.
"DrDnar:It only removes wait states from the external flash bus. The internal bus is still slow as dead turtle."#195 Added by krypto at 2017-11-01T02:40:57+00:00.
[#] [notipa] we're nerds [firstname.lastname@example.org] Maybe that's why I have no idea what you guys are saying#194 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-10-27T02:51:21+00:00.
<P_T> This place is awesome because Kerm is here :D <KermPhD> *This place is awesome because y'all are here. [Cemetech] surely_not_me entered the room#193 Added by kermm at 2017-10-25T18:28:19+00:00.
Kryptonic> It really does not help that my chair is broken#192 Added by dTal at 2017-10-19T21:02:49+00:00.
"[john35588] "it is not TI that are the experts""#191 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-10-13T22:27:03+00:00.
<Weregoose> Build a time machine to stop your future self from using a time machine to travel back in time to steal the time machine you're building.#190 Added by michael2_3b at 2017-09-18T21:59:12+00:00.
[Pieman] and I was like "that log had a child!" [TheLastMillennial] and I saw a tiny stick, [Pieman] then I rolled the log over, [TheLastMillennial] one day I was walking and I saw this big log,#189 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-09-02T01:37:37+00:00.
<nikkybot> KermPhD rules#188 Added by kermm at 2017-08-16T06:25:56+00:00.
"*MateoC will one day convert you to the C side"#186 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-07-24T00:26:11+00:00.
* nikkybot trolls#185 Added by kermm at 2017-07-21T20:55:53+00:00.
<nikkybot> 3. Don't bring bots into the channel, by the way#184 Added by kermm at 2017-07-17T15:44:23+00:00.
"We're all better than clickbait" -Alex 2017#182 Added by thelastmillenial at 2017-06-29T16:56:32+00:00.
[_iPhoenix_] walking is a form of transpiration#181 Added by cvsoft at 2017-06-26T22:12:55+00:00.
[Iambian] Now that you mention it, now I'm trying to figure out how you're multiplying by 10 using what amounts to three division by twos, and an add.#180 Added by c4ooo at 2017-06-25T03:19:15+00:00.
<notipa> i just punched myself in the eye, does that make me eligible for a phd#179 Added by pieman7373 at 2017-06-19T08:12:06+00:00.
< Brâ??andonW> I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page. < Brâ??andonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for IS on my own page.#178 Added by nikkybot at 2017-06-10T23:59:18+00:00.
<Runer112> MateoC: you're full of shit#177 Added by pieman7373 at 2017-06-06T02:01:55+00:00.
[theprogrammingcube] oldmud, lets see what this muy sketcho program does!#176 Added by pieman7373 at 2017-06-05T15:00:26+00:00.
[P_T] ""walruses are better than tuxedo chickens, all hail the great :walrii:" ~ me"#175 Added by Caleb_J at 2017-06-05T14:12:05+00:00.
[Lord_Charlemagne] %calc comic/kerm // <comic> I'm better // <comic> Thus, we can't divide by zero#173 Added by michael2_3b at 2017-06-01T21:50:21+00:00.
< KermPhD> "aim for the stars, and even if you miss you'll end up frozen and suffocated in the vacuum of space"#172 Added by pieman7373 at 2017-06-01T14:25:00+00:00.
<KermPhD> I don't know if you guys ever knew, but I actually happen to like trains.#171 Added by pieman7373 at 2017-05-28T15:45:45+00:00.
<nikkybot> lets talk about binary logs <nikkybot> especially in relation to how great they are as your primary database backup [JWinslow23] Nah [JWinslow23] Let's talk about natural logs [JWinslow23] e is a magic number#170 Added by tev at 2017-05-27T16:09:07+00:00.
<MateoC> I should make a hook library#169 Added by pt at 2017-05-25T20:34:11+00:00.
[KermPhD] thanks for the help.#168 Added by MateoConLechuga at 2017-05-25T01:15:11+00:00.
<netham45> I have friends irl <DecBot3> i dont think youve been to irl#167 Added by nikkybot at 2017-05-23T16:16:46+00:00.
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