There are 50 factoids in the database.
| Call | Response |
|---|---|
| ++ | Our karma system rewards people or things for being helpful, intelligent, funny, or useful. |
| .-. | .-. ʷʰʳʳʳʳ |
| 0x5 | http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969 |
| 28d | https://taricorp.gitlab.io/83pa28d/ |
| 6/2(1+2) | =9 |
| ; | http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon |
| ask | Don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone is here, or if anyone is alive, or if anyone uses something. Just ask! |
| axe | https://i.imgur.com/MIQo9rR.jpg |
| axecommands | https://axe.eeems.ca/Commands.html |
| ban | When in doubt, ban Ultimate Dev'r! |
| banhammer | /me gets out the banhammer ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó |
| bashphorism | #bash The questioner will keep changing the original question until it drives the helpers in the channel insane. |
| bed | Early to bed, early to rise, makes a human healthy, wealthy, and wise. |
| blamept | Always blame PT_! https://i.imgur.com/IZwqkbu.jpg |
| blub | Blub club! >(<') |
| bored | If you're bored you're boring. Go do something instead of complaining about it. Also: http://i.imgur.com/CDy339E.jpg or https://vimeo.com/98267560 |
| bot | /me is a bot + + + + + does the robot |
| botabuse | Stop abusing the bots. |
| bulb2 | >(^') >(^') >(v') >(v') >(<') >(>') >(<') >(>') |
| cdoc | http://ce-programming.github.io/toolchain/files.html |
| cemu | https://ce-programming.github.io/CEmu/ |
| comicsleep | Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. |
| cookie | Someone wanted you to have this cookie |
| csdk | Helpful CE Tools - https://ce-programming.github.io |
| dance | ^('-')^ ^('-')^ v('-')v v('-')v <('-'<) (>'-')> <('-'<) (>'-')> B A |
| decbot | http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/ |
| dicshaunary | You really don't need the ~ when you say that... |
| dishonor | Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! |
| documentationflip | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━uoıʇɐʇuǝɯnɔop━┻ |
| emacs | a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor |
| ez80 | Zilog ez80 Manual: http://www.zilog.com/docs/um0077.pdf |
| factoids | https://decbot.cemetech.net/factoids/ |
| flip | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
| flip2 | ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ |
| flipallthetables | ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻ |
| float | Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic'. Now they have 2.000000000000000000001 problems. |
| geopipe | https://i.imgur.com/YSwDIIH.jpg |
| glk2 | <+glk> Ban calculators as weapons of math instruction. |
| hcwp | Have Calc, Will Program, every Wednesday at 8pm ET in our Discord! |
| help | I am a karma-tracking quote bot with extensible custom commands. Give a user a point by using `name++`. Use `!karma name` to see the score of a user. For more, and a list of custom commands, see https://merthsoft.com/decbot.html |
| IkariTari | Kerm's personal debugger. |
| inception | BWAAAAHHHHNNNN See also: Inception |
| kermflip | (╯°□°)╯︵ɯɯɹǝʞ |
| KermM | KermM is still not your personal programmer. |
| kermmartianlive | TRAINS! https://gaming.youtube.com/user/KermMartian/live/ and https://www.twitch.tv/kermmartian/ |
| kermsleep | Find the definition of 'Sleep' for Kerm here: http://i.imgur.com/LOvy2Ut.png |
| kiwf | Kill it with fire. |
| konami | ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA |
| linkdocs | http://merthsoft.com/linkguide/ |
| linkguide | http://merthsoft.com/linkguide/ |