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0x5 http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969
28d https://taricorp.gitlab.io/83pa28d/
6/2(1+2) =9
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ask Don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone is here, or if anyone is alive, or if anyone uses something. Just ask!
axe https://i.imgur.com/MIQo9rR.jpg
axecommands https://axe.eeems.ca/Commands.html
ban When in doubt, ban Ultimate Dev'r!
banhammer /me gets out the banhammer ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó
bashphorism #bash The questioner will keep changing the original question until it drives the helpers in the channel insane.
bed Early to bed, early to rise, makes a human healthy, wealthy, and wise.
blamept Always blame PT_! https://i.imgur.com/IZwqkbu.jpg
blub Blub club! >(<')
bored If you're bored you're boring. Go do something instead of complaining about it. Also: http://i.imgur.com/CDy339E.jpg or https://vimeo.com/98267560
bot /me is a bot + + + + + does the robot
botabuse Stop abusing the bots.
bulb2 >(^') >(^') >(v') >(v') >(<') >(>') >(<') >(>')
cdoc http://ce-programming.github.io/toolchain/files.html
cemu https://ce-programming.github.io/CEmu/
comicsleep Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
cookie Someone wanted you to have this cookie
csdk Helpful CE Tools - https://ce-programming.github.io
dance ^('-')^ ^('-')^ v('-')v v('-')v <('-'<) (>'-')> <('-'<) (>'-')> B A
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dishonor Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
documentationflip (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━uoıʇɐʇuǝɯnɔop━┻
emacs a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor
ez80 Zilog ez80 Manual: http://www.zilog.com/docs/um0077.pdf
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flipallthetables ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
float Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic'. Now they have 2.000000000000000000001 problems.
geopipe https://i.imgur.com/YSwDIIH.jpg
glk2 <+glk> Ban calculators as weapons of math instruction.
hcwp Have Calc, Will Program, every Wednesday at 8pm ET in our Discord!
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IkariTari Kerm's personal debugger.
inception BWAAAAHHHHNNNN See also: Inception
kermflip (╯°□°)╯︵ɯɯɹǝʞ
KermM KermM is still not your personal programmer.
kermmartianlive TRAINS! https://gaming.youtube.com/user/KermMartian/live/ and https://www.twitch.tv/kermmartian/
kermsleep Find the definition of 'Sleep' for Kerm here: http://i.imgur.com/LOvy2Ut.png
kiwf Kill it with fire.
konami ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
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