Quote List
API endpoint to view and edit quotes.
GET /api/quotes?format=api
{ "results": [ { "id": 434, "timestamp": "2024-05-01T05:25:01Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] Heh, this paper contains the word \"superpolylogarithmic.\"", "[merth] superpolylogarithmic exponentiation", "[merth] If you say it fast enough I'll think you need vacation" ] }, { "id": 433, "timestamp": "2024-03-27T22:33:23Z", "added_by": "clevor", "lines": [ "Zeroko: The Internet expands to fill the tubes through which we squeeze it.", "CoolModder: its a gas?", "Zeroko: Hmm, yes, apparently the Internet is a gas." ] }, { "id": 432, "timestamp": "2024-01-28T07:28:25Z", "added_by": "mrwompwomp", "lines": [ "[minkle] Shush lettuce man" ] }, { "id": 431, "timestamp": "2024-01-15T00:38:56Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Nugget.] Anyways, Talking About The Power Of The Ti-84 Plus CE.", "[Mateo] why is every word capitalized", "[Nugget.] I Type Like That Because People Criticized How I Misspelled Stuff. I Want To Seem \"Professional\"", "[Adriweb] How does capitalization help with spelling", "[Zeroko] Professionals only capitalize the correct letters." ] }, { "id": 430, "timestamp": "2023-10-09T00:08:22Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[mr womp womp] pretty sure the TI-80 schematics were beamed down to us in crop circles" ] }, { "id": 429, "timestamp": "2023-09-28T20:08:48Z", "added_by": "tiny_hacker", "lines": [ "[clevor] nikkybot mimic someone why are TI calculators so expensive in the US", "[nikkybot] <tinyhacker> because you know that He who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with Him.\"", "[clevor] uhh", "[clevor] please nikkybot mimic someone else" ] }, { "id": 428, "timestamp": "2023-09-04T22:33:32Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] 10% of your brain is a myth." ] }, { "id": 427, "timestamp": "2023-08-27T22:03:46Z", "added_by": "clevor", "lines": [ "<DecBot3> I <3 u nikkybot.", "<nikkybot> Awesome", "<nikkybot> You deserve to watch some real Sci-Fi for once." ] }, { "id": 426, "timestamp": "2023-05-29T06:58:58Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Hamburger317] but why would you need to document calcs", "[womp] because they aren't documented??", "[womp] what a ridiculous question" ] }, { "id": 425, "timestamp": "2023-05-02T00:39:59Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] i am cute uwu" ] }, { "id": 424, "timestamp": "2022-12-31T18:37:09Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "[calc84maniac] my new year's resolution is 96x64" ] }, { "id": 423, "timestamp": "2022-11-23T02:53:33Z", "added_by": "tr1p1ea", "lines": [ "<mr womp womp> no proto no buy" ] }, { "id": 422, "timestamp": "2022-11-07T17:13:37Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "<Zeroko> Although 54 ads is about the level where I say \"Oh, look, someone got a post in my ad feed\" & decide to do something else." ] }, { "id": 421, "timestamp": "2022-11-04T17:52:04Z", "added_by": "mateoconlechuga", "lines": [ "<DragonScholar71> I am a ti basic programmer and have been coding for 4 years. so I am so the best at coding" ] }, { "id": 420, "timestamp": "2022-10-27T22:43:45Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[zeta function] how do i download asm support on ti 83" ] }, { "id": 419, "timestamp": "2022-09-30T03:51:27Z", "added_by": "LifeEmu", "lines": [ "<LogicalJoe> because 10/100 == 10 <LogicalJoe> oof <DrDnar> *does not think 10/100 == 10* <Oxiti8> illogicaljoe" ] }, { "id": 418, "timestamp": "2022-09-16T00:57:40Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[MateoC] oh yeah python is the second best choice for any project", "[LifeEmu] what's the first one?", "[MateoC] not python" ] }, { "id": 417, "timestamp": "2022-09-09T03:43:21Z", "added_by": "DrDnar", "lines": [ "<jacobly> the ez80 is just a pile of wrong choices" ] }, { "id": 416, "timestamp": "2022-08-30T14:08:20Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] I am pretty sure chat does not evaluate comparisons over ℝ.", "[Adriweb] 51>3", "[RunerBot] [eZ80] Calculator", "51>3 == 1", "[Adriweb] See, it does" ] }, { "id": 415, "timestamp": "2022-08-18T20:57:25Z", "added_by": "pt", "lines": [ "<MateoC> Nevermind I'm an idiot" ] }, { "id": 414, "timestamp": "2022-07-17T00:33:48Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "[MateoC] what do I know I'm basically lettuce" ] }, { "id": 413, "timestamp": "2022-07-11T04:15:38Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[DrDnar] Ah yes, security-by-lawsuit. That worked so well for TI back in 2010." ] }, { "id": 412, "timestamp": "2022-06-12T08:53:25Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Msplats] how do i use axe", "[jacobly] hold handle and swing?" ] }, { "id": 411, "timestamp": "2022-06-12T00:42:20Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[womp] stonk market is too low", "[womp] time to switch to plan B:", "[womp] not paying my taxes" ] }, { "id": 410, "timestamp": "2022-06-04T22:51:54Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[triss6473] finally, a type of discourse that should be banned here: pasta types terminology" ] }, { "id": 409, "timestamp": "2022-05-07T22:03:07Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] Nikkybot mimic fghsgh rules", "[nikkybot] 1. go to bed" ] }, { "id": 408, "timestamp": "2022-04-22T04:21:42Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] TI in 2030: \"Now that USB 7 & USB-E are out, we are finally putting micro USB ports on our calcs.\"" ] }, { "id": 407, "timestamp": "2022-04-21T01:07:52Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[jacobly] we asmers use normal words like load and store and ldmlsfd" ] }, { "id": 406, "timestamp": "2022-03-23T21:13:43Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "printf is big. Really big. We have the biggest printfs. Huge, even." ] }, { "id": 405, "timestamp": "2022-03-23T18:57:56Z", "added_by": "DrDnar", "lines": [ "<MateoC> I want snake_case names", "<MateoC> ceos_randint", "<MateoC> oh god that's ugly" ] }, { "id": 402, "timestamp": "2022-02-20T17:42:02Z", "added_by": "DrDnar", "lines": [ "<calc84maniac> ldir go vroom" ] }, { "id": 401, "timestamp": "2022-02-03T03:09:31Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<Jinnai> you're not clever, nikkybot", "<nikkybot> and you're not homosexual" ] }, { "id": 400, "timestamp": "2021-12-28T19:05:54Z", "added_by": "Zeroko", "lines": [ "<Zeda> Watched the most recent Matrix iteration. Was nothing like Elementary Linear Algebra 10th Edition, but it was still good" ] }, { "id": 399, "timestamp": "2021-12-21T18:10:37Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[adooley26] whats necrooposting", "[DJ Omnimaga] When for example you reply to a topic that was last replied to more than 15 seconds ago." ] }, { "id": 397, "timestamp": "2021-10-17T23:14:40Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[NEON] Is Nikkybot actually a bot?", "[nikkybot] Are you actually a bot?", "[Zeroko] Nikkybot is in fact a bot.", "[nikkybot] your face is in fact a bot" ] }, { "id": 396, "timestamp": "2021-10-09T04:48:19Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[notipa] zeroko utters a strange phrase, it sounds like tv static, and summons a cane from the earth to walk with. top scientists recorded and analyzed this cry, and discovered it's pure haskell" ] }, { "id": 395, "timestamp": "2021-10-05T01:58:32Z", "added_by": "Oxiti8", "lines": [ "<TheDiscoMillennial> <I wouldn't put it past people to cut the cable and directly apply 120v to the USB port for 'fast charging>" ] }, { "id": 394, "timestamp": "2021-09-18T22:10:20Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] There is a 30, a 30X, a 30X II, a 30X IIS, a 30X Pro, a 30X Plus MP, & a 30X Pro MP.", "[MateoC] Pro, Plus, Premium", "[MateoC] where is the \"TI 33 Pretty Okay\"" ] }, { "id": 393, "timestamp": "2021-09-02T18:36:29Z", "added_by": "Zeroko", "lines": [ "<Oxiti8> Its just a piece of hardware not a legal document" ] }, { "id": 391, "timestamp": "2021-08-09T23:01:03Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] None of this \"type in this epic poem\" nonsense." ] }, { "id": 390, "timestamp": "2021-07-18T01:44:45Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<commandz> I'm going to have zero clue how any of this works in two hours", "<Adriweb> add comments", "<commandz> why are you implying I know how it works now?" ] }, { "id": 389, "timestamp": "2021-06-28T02:02:17Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[womp] I'll just google a bunch of words and hope the right ones come up" ] }, { "id": 388, "timestamp": "2021-06-22T02:57:43Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[TaterTomorrow] it's ya boi womp, here live for the 1 million karma speedrun. click the bell and be notified of our crazy capers! buy our calculator plushies" ] }, { "id": 387, "timestamp": "2021-05-14T19:43:18Z", "added_by": "Adriweb", "lines": [ "Zeroko: \"One File to bundle them all, One File to update them, One File to string them all, & in the Python bind them In the land of TI, where the ASM dies" ] }, { "id": 386, "timestamp": "2021-05-05T16:31:50Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "<notipa> no dbus no buy" ] }, { "id": 385, "timestamp": "2021-04-19T08:37:19Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<TaterTomorrow> We need a mateobot", "<Zeroko> It would just stab people & object to their code." ] }, { "id": 384, "timestamp": "2021-04-07T00:17:54Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Michael2_3B] 2^3 is not 16. 2^3 is 5 isn’t it?" ] }, { "id": 383, "timestamp": "2021-04-05T06:14:19Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Do you like ponies?", "<commandz> statistically speaking, probably" ] }, { "id": 382, "timestamp": "2021-04-04T00:49:01Z", "added_by": "Beck", "lines": [ "[Mateo]Beck, more people my age died from the flu two years ago than died of covid in the past year" ] }, { "id": 381, "timestamp": "2021-03-16T02:35:10Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] It's TI trying to stall with the times." ] }, { "id": 380, "timestamp": "2021-03-10T03:43:23Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[TheLastMillennial] But all the protos :( / [TheLastMillennial] Also, it'd be a shame if you died too" ] }, { "id": 379, "timestamp": "2021-03-09T03:38:36Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] If you ask me users should not have this kind of power on-calc.", "[commandz] logicaljoe is ti confirmed" ] }, { "id": 378, "timestamp": "2021-03-04T01:25:17Z", "added_by": "tr1p1ea", "lines": [ "[DrDnar] They already sell weapons of math instruction." ] }, { "id": 377, "timestamp": "2021-03-03T12:48:19Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "<jacobly> That's why it's always better to say what you want to do, not how you think you want to do it." ] }, { "id": 376, "timestamp": "2021-02-20T02:19:36Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "[jacobly] back in my day I learned C from a book >.>", "[notipa] what's a book", "[jacobly] it's like a website on a tree", "[notipa] like a site map but with all the nodes expanded?", "[jacobly] well the site map comes first, instead of being hidden at the bottom somewhere", "[jacobly] and none of the links work" ] }, { "id": 375, "timestamp": "2021-02-06T01:46:51Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Candledark] how many points for a chemist?", "[Zeroko] Surely that depends on their ionization state?", "[Candledark] better periodically keep an ion the chemists' reactions, then.", "[DrDnar] oooh that's bad" ] }, { "id": 374, "timestamp": "2021-01-22T23:54:42Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[fghsgh] and nikkybot is an actual bot with a pretty rudementary AI", "[nikkybot] I am, a bug" ] }, { "id": 373, "timestamp": "2021-01-20T03:22:45Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Sugarleaf] I wish TI-BASIC had optional indentation. I can try with colons, but... that's kind of eyesore." ] }, { "id": 372, "timestamp": "2021-01-19T02:16:15Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[critor] when I'm reporting things to TI, I usually don't get threaten..." ] }, { "id": 371, "timestamp": "2021-01-19T02:05:17Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[iPhoenix] Every time I complain about something, I get more permissions, so I've been trying to complain about as many things as I can. [mr womp womp] What!? Every time I complain, I get banned!" ] }, { "id": 370, "timestamp": "2021-01-13T20:08:35Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[allynfolksjr] I'm concerned that there is no nikky emoji on discord", "[nikkybot] b-b-but the beer emoji sure is cute isn't it" ] }, { "id": 369, "timestamp": "2021-01-13T18:08:33Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] Pfft. \"Proprietary\" is just code for \"challenge\"" ] }, { "id": 368, "timestamp": "2021-01-04T06:26:08Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Beck] Everyone in the world is an idiot, that includes me." ] }, { "id": 367, "timestamp": "2021-01-04T03:29:20Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[fghsgh] not ctrl+mac+win+shift+#+R+F5+F+5+ESC+O+0+Ø+⏏+scroll lock?" ] }, { "id": 366, "timestamp": "2020-12-22T21:44:21Z", "added_by": "Nomkid", "lines": [ "[iPhoenix] I've played one Scrabble game in my entire life and I didn't even finish it." ] }, { "id": 365, "timestamp": "2020-12-22T04:24:09Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[Kryptonic] Tech nerds heavily enthused by snow after having been stuck indoors for the past decade." ] }, { "id": 364, "timestamp": "2020-12-17T04:27:19Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "<MateoC> seriously I made it though vector calc and I can't even add and subtract numbers at this point" ] }, { "id": 363, "timestamp": "2020-12-09T05:29:50Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "<beckadam> nikkybot the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell", "<nikkybot> beckadam's mom is the powerhouse of the cell" ] }, { "id": 362, "timestamp": "2020-12-09T05:29:10Z", "added_by": "wimp_", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> beckadam's mom is the powerhouse of the cell" ] }, { "id": 361, "timestamp": "2020-12-09T05:11:28Z", "added_by": "beck", "lines": [ "[beck] nikkybot you lied to me >:( [nikkybot] PIECE OF UNPRIV SHIT" ] }, { "id": 360, "timestamp": "2020-12-09T05:08:30Z", "added_by": "beck", "lines": [ "!q 69 !q 420 but there's no 69 or 420 :(" ] }, { "id": 359, "timestamp": "2020-12-09T04:46:18Z", "added_by": "Beck", "lines": [ "jacobly https://jacobly.com/<CEmu", "firebird>/<branch>/<latest", "hash>/<CEmu", "firebird><32", "64>.exe and https://jacobly.com/a/<llvm", "toolchain>/<ez80-clang.exe-WindowsRelease", "CEdev-windows", "installer-Windows", "clibs>.zip" ] }, { "id": 358, "timestamp": "2020-11-28T15:52:53Z", "added_by": "nik", "lines": [ "<Iambian> It doesn't matter what they believe. If you channel your inner Karen and raise your volume to almighty levels, it'll get done", "Repeatedly ask for their manager too" ] }, { "id": 357, "timestamp": "2020-11-24T17:45:09Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<Iambian> nikkybot++", "<nikkybot> Iambian++", "<SomeCoolGuy> nikkybot++", "<nikkybot> SomeCoolGuy++", "<LogicalJoe> nikkybot++", "<nikkybot> DecBot2 sucks", "<LogicalJoe> >:(" ] }, { "id": 356, "timestamp": "2020-11-24T17:04:36Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[SomeCoolGuy] nikkybot, what are your thoughts on racial colorblindness?", "[nikkybot] worse than I thought." ] }, { "id": 355, "timestamp": "2020-11-17T04:37:21Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[KryptonicDragon] You musn't speak of the cappuccino" ] }, { "id": 354, "timestamp": "2020-11-08T04:42:56Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[Andrew] !karm", "[DecBot3] andrew has a score of 0.", "[Andrew] epic" ] }, { "id": 353, "timestamp": "2020-10-15T15:56:35Z", "added_by": "iPhoenix", "lines": [ "<Nomkid> I am so sapped of human interaction except with my parents", "<KryptonicDragon> I avoid physical human interaction wherever possible", "<KryptonicDragon> something about scales scares them" ] }, { "id": 352, "timestamp": "2020-09-26T19:28:43Z", "added_by": "Logical", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] HEYOOO IT'S KERM MARTIAN HERE COME CHECK OUT THE LIMITED EDITION MERCH IN MY STOREEEEE" ] }, { "id": 351, "timestamp": "2020-09-23T20:06:45Z", "added_by": "Logical", "lines": [ "DrDnarL: So they can be forward-referenced.", "DrDnarL: label.c includes widget.h, but label.h does not.", "MateoC: baaadd", "RunerBot: [eZ80] Disassembly | 3 bytes | cp a,d \\ xor a,d \\ .db $DD" ] }, { "id": 350, "timestamp": "2020-09-23T20:02:03Z", "added_by": "reguess", "lines": [ "```DrDnarL: So they can be forward-referenced." ] }, { "id": 349, "timestamp": "2020-09-13T00:40:09Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<Nomkid> I still use IE, it supports everything.", "<commandz> IE... Supports everything?", "<iPhoenix> Nomkid: you are the reason I have a receding hairline in my teens" ] }, { "id": 347, "timestamp": "2020-09-01T20:54:56Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[KermPhD] No no, I am a banana." ] }, { "id": 346, "timestamp": "2020-08-24T03:21:32Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] CE OS 5.9: \"In order to focus on student learning, we have replaced all functionality with a text editor. In countries where exams do not allow text editors, the OS simply displays a 'Waiting for end of test...' message.\"", "[notipa] \"To discourage cheating, 20% of results are incorrect\"" ] }, { "id": 345, "timestamp": "2020-08-23T19:47:30Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] PsychologicalJoe", "[Beck] Psycho-LogicalJoe", "[Psycho-LogicalJoe] Beck ++", "[jcgter] lmao", "[fghsgh] hey why can you change your nickname", "[jcgter] yeah why", "[jcgter] hax", "[fghsgh] logical is comic confirmed" ] }, { "id": 344, "timestamp": "2020-08-16T05:09:21Z", "added_by": "ReGuess", "lines": [ "[Iambian] the solution to a paperclip optimizer is obviously a paperclip pessimizer." ] }, { "id": 343, "timestamp": "2020-08-14T04:12:01Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[notipa] oOoOo lOoK aT mE i hAvE sMoL cAlC" ] }, { "id": 342, "timestamp": "2020-07-31T23:52:00Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<notipa> imagine surviving 2020", "<TheNik> This is stretching the limits of my imagination" ] }, { "id": 341, "timestamp": "2020-07-28T00:42:47Z", "added_by": "reguess", "lines": [ "[Zeda] Java is so tedious after coming from assembly" ] }, { "id": 340, "timestamp": "2020-07-28T00:25:19Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<DrDnar> If jacobly says to do something, you should do it because it's a good idea. If Mateo says to do something, you should do it to avoid being stabbed." ] }, { "id": 339, "timestamp": "2020-07-21T21:21:02Z", "added_by": "debrouxl", "lines": [ "[Zeroko] IDA produced a Z80 file that reassembled identically to the input. (But I apparently never got all the ROM addresses marked, because the relocated version crashes sometimes.)", "[Zeroko] Or else TI generates an address from some seemingly-unrelated constants, perhaps.", "[nikkybot] It randomly generates an insult.", "[Zeroko] Given resets are annoying, I would say that yes, it does." ] }, { "id": 338, "timestamp": "2020-07-14T20:05:44Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<iPhoenix> this isn't twitter, guys" ] }, { "id": 337, "timestamp": "2020-07-11T04:01:33Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<Jeffitus> nikkybot, how do you feel about TI?", "<nikkybot> TI is inexcusable" ] }, { "id": 336, "timestamp": "2020-07-04T21:50:29Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[DrDnar] OK my house just got buzzed by a B-2, a B-1, a B-52, and about a dozen F-35s.", "[DrDnar] I assumed none were armed with nukes but I wouldn't bet on it.", "[notipa] DrDnar: sounds like TI is getting suspicious", "[DrDnar] uh oh has anybody heard from brandonlw lately?" ] }, { "id": 335, "timestamp": "2020-06-24T20:27:46Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Kosmic] We should develop the CT-20 Plus RE. It is a better version of the TI-84+CE. \"CT\" stands for CemeTech, \"20\" stands for 2020, the year we would develop it, \"Plus\" signifies that it can do addition, and \"RE\" stands for either Remade, or REEEEEEEEEEEE" ] }, { "id": 334, "timestamp": "2020-06-17T00:33:33Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<@KermPhD> *please* stop using the quotebot." ] }, { "id": 333, "timestamp": "2020-06-16T22:37:21Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[DecBot3] I <3 u nikkybot.", "[nikkybot] Great", "[nikkybot] that's what really matters." ] }, { "id": 332, "timestamp": "2020-06-15T07:04:23Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[Nomkid] You’re spying you Pepsi Tim", "[Nomkid] Peeping Tom *" ] }, { "id": 331, "timestamp": "2020-06-03T20:45:49Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[UDXS] when the man is an abyss, the abyss is an abyss" ] }, { "id": 329, "timestamp": "2020-06-02T19:43:11Z", "added_by": "merth", "lines": [ "<commandz> they should do a facebook + apple collab", "<commandz> make a fbiPhone" ] }, { "id": 328, "timestamp": "2020-05-31T16:24:48Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[tr1wrk] Oh no, I didn't realise that John Conway passed away", "[tr1", "wrk] Creater of Conway's Game of Life", "[tr1", "wrk] Covid-19 complications", "[Runer112] quarantine must've made it so he wasn't close enough to anybody else when the game of life ticked" ] }, { "id": 327, "timestamp": "2020-05-29T21:36:24Z", "added_by": "Logical", "lines": [ "[fghsgh] !karma zeda", "[fghsgh] decbot?", "[fghsgh] are you there?", "[LogicalJoe] zeda has a score of 93.", "[fghsgh] thanks honorary decbot", "[fghsgh] lol, I play disjax, you play decbot", "<notipa> !karma", "[LogicalJoe] cvsoft (notipa) has a score of 563.", "<notipa> good bot", "...", "[iPhoenix] LogicalJoe- I understand only being wanted for your decbot-emulating capabilities" ] }, { "id": 326, "timestamp": "2020-05-24T07:23:31Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "[Fryedsoft] so whats the startup do?", "<DrDnar> Supposedly there's stuff about algorithms that can generate 3D visualizations of real-world cities, but it might just be a front for Minecraft." ] }, { "id": 325, "timestamp": "2020-05-12T02:56:47Z", "added_by": "beck", "lines": [ "[MateoC] you're brain isn't dumb your just wrongh" ] }, { "id": 324, "timestamp": "2020-04-28T02:56:29Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Kryptonic] Where can I buy a tangent matte-matic rose curve light light green & dark bionic measure count on galaxy school bright golden lightning radical plum positively silver denim teal orange?" ] }, { "id": 323, "timestamp": "2020-04-16T00:23:12Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[fghsgh] why are assembly programmers always soaking wet?", "[fghsgh] because they work below C level!" ] }, { "id": 322, "timestamp": "2020-04-14T02:41:10Z", "added_by": "fghsgh", "lines": [ "[mr womp womp] I'M LEAVING MY JOB AS A PROGRAMMER TO BECOME A BEEKEEPER", "[mr womp womp] YOU CAN FIND ME IN A FIELD SOMEWHERE, FAR FROM COMPUTERS, BEEKEEPING" ] }, { "id": 321, "timestamp": "2020-04-10T21:27:02Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[malagas_fire] its alived !!!!" ] }, { "id": 320, "timestamp": "2020-04-08T15:56:28Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[mr womp womp] Do we know of any TI dev whose initials would be C.D.?", "[Zeda] @mr womp womp: Maybe Crandon Doubleyou?", "[Zeda] I hate how feasible that name looks" ] }, { "id": 319, "timestamp": "2020-04-03T22:19:48Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<Runer112> idiot", "<jacobly> moron", "<Runer112> what the hell is wrong with you jacobly, you can't just call someone a moron" ] }, { "id": 318, "timestamp": "2020-03-27T15:32:02Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Care-o-meter: 2% <nikkybot> no, wait <nikkybot> 0%" ] }, { "id": 317, "timestamp": "2020-03-21T16:36:04Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<notipa> help me decide", "<notipa> pancakes or waffles", "[AHelper] waffles, of course", "* DecBot3 sighs.", "<notipa> pancakes it is" ] }, { "id": 316, "timestamp": "2020-03-17T20:42:08Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "\u0002<DrDnar>\u000f smog contains ozone, which is a disinfectant; a hole in the ozone layer lets in more UV, also a disinfectant" ] }, { "id": 315, "timestamp": "2020-03-07T03:05:35Z", "added_by": "DrDnar", "lines": [ "<DrDnar> He likes being helpful.", "<MateoC> that's frowned upon at cemetech", "<MateoC> everyone for themseleves" ] }, { "id": 314, "timestamp": "2020-03-03T22:55:15Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "2:50 PM \u0002<disjax>\u000f [kg583] In an alternate universe, a T-Rex crashes into earth and kills all non-avian asteroids" ] }, { "id": 313, "timestamp": "2020-02-21T08:10:22Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[Nomkid] i am the polar opposite of a boomer", "[Nomkid] but back in my day...", "[Nomkid] the word was \"ELDER\"", "[SomeCoolGuy] *back in my day* haha boomer lingo!" ] }, { "id": 312, "timestamp": "2020-02-02T21:30:21Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<@KermPhD> I've been planning to try out Trainz for a while.", "<@nikky> Yeah I bet you have", "<@nikky> You high-level wanker", "<@KermPhD> That's me", "<@KermPhD> A pro wanker, really." ] }, { "id": 311, "timestamp": "2020-02-01T19:22:53Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[Pieman] !scores", "[LogicalJoe] http://decbot.cemetech.net/", "[Pieman] ~scores", "[DoorsCS] http://decbot.cemetech.net/", "[LogicalJoe] http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/pieman7373", "[Pieman] Confirmed: LogicalJoe is DoorsCS" ] }, { "id": 310, "timestamp": "2020-01-27T03:56:55Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[KaluW_] also what did you mean about tightening our seatbelts or whatever Mateo", "[MateoC] I mean wear seatbelts unless you want to be a meat crayon" ] }, { "id": 309, "timestamp": "2020-01-26T22:16:55Z", "added_by": "Logical", "lines": [ "[malagas_fire] thanks for you're attention", "[LogicalJoe] your*", "[malagas_fire] ooppss", "[LogicalJoe] oops*", "[malagas_fire] and corrections...", "[EverydayCode] Oops.*", "[LogicalJoe] At least you got that one right.", "[malagas_fire] maybe not", "[Zeda] LogicalJoe==MateoC confirmed >_>" ] }, { "id": 308, "timestamp": "2020-01-10T23:57:12Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[#] *P_T goes back to spy mode", "[#] *Pieman spies on P_T", "[#] *Kryptonic spies on Pieman", "[#] [commandz] ok, so I got a free google mini recently", "[#] [Kryptonic] speaking of spying..." ] }, { "id": 307, "timestamp": "2019-12-08T16:56:30Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[epsilon5] \"This file may potentially harm your computer\"", "[epsilon5] It's not my computer", "[epsilon5] Checkmate", "[DrDnar] It knows that. It will hunt down and find your computer." ] }, { "id": 306, "timestamp": "2019-10-15T18:45:16Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<MateoC> I have vim plugins coming out of my ears" ] }, { "id": 305, "timestamp": "2019-09-14T17:31:03Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[P_T] Why are you even subscribed to 200+ channels?", "[Kryptonic] It's not actually that much" ] }, { "id": 304, "timestamp": "2019-09-06T01:32:25Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[TheLastMillennial] I'll bet you'll do well with C too, I don't think it's as scary as we hype it up to be", "[epsilon5] From what I've seen, it's not. Super easy and fun to learn so far.", "[GregsAStar] There goes my idea for dressing up as C for Halloween" ] }, { "id": 303, "timestamp": "2019-09-05T15:11:40Z", "added_by": "logical", "lines": [ "[kg583] I hate it", "[nikkybot] I HATE YOU kg583", "[nikkybot] Nerd", "[kg583] wow", "[kg583] nik did you authorize this", "[Nik] I am not in the position to authorize things here", "[kg583] nikkybot's gone rogue", "[nikkybot] Ban his kg583 using tard", "[nikkybot] HE clearly has gone rogue", "[kg583] no...please...", "[kg583] spare me nikkybot", "[nikkybot] kg583: NOpe", "[nikkybot] but I'll spare you all", "[nikkybot] :p" ] }, { "id": 302, "timestamp": "2019-09-03T02:51:27Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[Pieman] guys mateo is the reigning C god", "[GregsAStar] but it doesn't matter" ] }, { "id": 301, "timestamp": "2019-09-02T02:04:27Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[Cemetech] MateoC entered the room", "[SomeCoolGuy] i'm scared" ] }, { "id": 300, "timestamp": "2019-08-23T04:35:39Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "*Pieman engages stalker mode pointed at Tari", "[TheLastMillennial] ooh neat!" ] }, { "id": 299, "timestamp": "2019-08-21T03:08:47Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Adriweb] tlm", "[RunerBot] [eZ80] Calculator", "tlm == $00BD", "[Adriweb] ..." ] }, { "id": 298, "timestamp": "2019-08-16T00:33:34Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[beckadamtheinventor] I feel bad for that person... living in a shell of ignorance... lashing out to those whomst they rely" ] }, { "id": 297, "timestamp": "2019-08-15T02:39:22Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "To add quotes, use !qadd <text> [ \"|\" for linebreaks].", "To read quotes, use !q <quote id>.", "Only the admins can use !qdel <quote id>." ] }, { "id": 295, "timestamp": "2019-08-14T05:22:24Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "[mr womp womp] now these arbitrary numbers picked by kerm and tr1p1ea in their basements a couple decades ago are singed in my brain" ] }, { "id": 294, "timestamp": "2019-08-13T23:19:00Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "\u0002<Kryptonic>\u000f sudo rm -f /home/pieman/mood_modules/self_deprecation" ] }, { "id": 293, "timestamp": "2019-08-13T05:42:44Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<tr1p1ea> Lucky Dog with gravy THAT'S A MEAL! <KermPhD> Beg your pardon? <KermPhD> Is this an Australian thing?" ] }, { "id": 292, "timestamp": "2019-08-11T18:34:49Z", "added_by": "SomeCoolGuy", "lines": [ "[nikkybot] LogicalJoe is", "[nikkybot] nikkybot", "[LogicalJoe] No comment.", "[kg583] the conspiracy has been unveiled" ] }, { "id": 290, "timestamp": "2019-07-29T02:34:43Z", "added_by": "commandz", "lines": [ "<DrDnar> TI could still double the speed of the CE again.", "<DecBot3> I don't think that's a good idea.", "<DrDnar> SHUT UP DECBOT", "<DrDnar> IT'S THE BEST IDEA" ] }, { "id": 289, "timestamp": "2019-07-20T03:40:01Z", "added_by": "beck", "lines": [ "[beckadamtheinventor] I've had both ends of the crap-stick with him [M a t e o C], tbh, ngl. with and against the current on his perpetual most-of-the-time crap river. Helpful, although subjectively. Like warhead candies" ] }, { "id": 288, "timestamp": "2019-06-25T15:25:54Z", "added_by": "Logical", "lines": [ "<@PT_> HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S LOGICALLLL HERE PLEASE LISTEN TO MY MUUUUUUUUSIC THANKS" ] }, { "id": 286, "timestamp": "2019-06-12T01:00:25Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[MateoC] Literally Cesium 3.1.8 is completely bug free" ] }, { "id": 285, "timestamp": "2019-06-11T01:35:20Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<MateoC> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS", "* MateoC STABS TI", "<MateoC> IDIOTS", "<MateoC> holy crap", "<MateoC> I just fixed it", "<MateoC> Mateo is awesome" ] }, { "id": 284, "timestamp": "2019-06-05T19:36:40Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[Commandz] why can I only get node 0.10.29 on my rpi", "[Commandz] oh I'm on jessie", "[Commandz] that'd do it", "[slimeenergy] Is that a drug?" ] }, { "id": 283, "timestamp": "2019-05-21T22:42:41Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[Jcsq6] nikkybot who is cuter? MateoC, or Kryptonic?", "[Nikkybot] Kryptonic", "[Nikkybot] duh", "[Kryptonic] :D" ] }, { "id": 282, "timestamp": "2019-05-21T22:38:05Z", "added_by": "mateoconlechuga", "lines": [ "[Jcsq6] nikkybot at least i have a soul [nikkybot] At least I have chicken." ] }, { "id": 281, "timestamp": "2019-05-20T17:16:11Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] My computer keeps randomly deleting cookies :/", "[Iambian] Your computer should go on a diet." ] }, { "id": 280, "timestamp": "2019-05-20T04:26:39Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[MateoC] I just...", "[MateoC] don't understand how you can't understand" ] }, { "id": 279, "timestamp": "2019-05-08T22:01:16Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "[LogicalJoe] So... How are CC entries scored? \\ [Runer112] d20 \\ [LogicalJoe] What?" ] }, { "id": 278, "timestamp": "2019-05-01T18:08:42Z", "added_by": "geekboy", "lines": [ "<disjax> [UDXS] the only thing in more det( than ICE is all those American students amirite Kerm <Iambian> booo * Iambian throws tomatoes" ] }, { "id": 277, "timestamp": "2019-04-30T01:22:41Z", "added_by": "tr1p1ea", "lines": [ "[Runer112] I'm no nerd" ] }, { "id": 276, "timestamp": "2019-04-29T17:00:04Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Sam] How do I do a strikethrough in a post?", "[Kryptonic] You hire a monkey to draw a line across the screen of anyone who views the post" ] }, { "id": 275, "timestamp": "2019-04-22T18:16:32Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[UDXS] I don't even use PHP though my site is super secure" ] }, { "id": 274, "timestamp": "2019-04-16T20:59:16Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[KermPhD] Clearly I should forget this whole \"computer science Ph.D.\" and \"startup cofounder\" thing and just make obnoxious YouTube videos." ] }, { "id": 273, "timestamp": "2019-04-16T20:37:45Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "<KermPhD> IT'S YA BOI KERM MARTIAN SHOUT OUT TO ALL YOU SUBSCRIBERS OUT THERE YO BEFORE WE GET STARTED DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, AND SMASH THAT BELLLLLLLLLLLLL" ] }, { "id": 272, "timestamp": "2019-04-15T22:21:45Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Donald Trump] Massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral... Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out... most act quickly!", "[Runer] what the hell is a flying water tanker", "[MateoC] just unleash the squirtles", "[commandz] Why do they even need to fly?" ] }, { "id": 271, "timestamp": "2019-04-15T14:06:05Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] And then there's german, where you take entire freaking sentences and put them into one word.", "[TheNik] Actually, that is only partially true", "[TheNik] A sentence contains at least a noun and a verb, which in most cases cannot just be combined into a single word in German", "[_iPhoenix_] \"in most cases\" makes that sentence mildly scary", "[_iPhoenix_] Yeah", "[Arcane] _iPhoenix_ has been muted for spamming!" ] }, { "id": 268, "timestamp": "2019-04-09T01:25:58Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Kryptonic] Alright, how would I go about using C libs in ASM?", "[MateoC] asm in C", "[MateoC] it's a huge PITA", "[Kryptonic] But people have done it", "[MateoC] Yeah, after I told them how to do it", "[MateoC] and I used to have documentation on how to do it", "[Kryptonic] What happened to the documentation?", "[MateoC] I deleted it", "" ] }, { "id": 267, "timestamp": "2019-04-08T12:40:58Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "8:38:03 AM [#] [BlueSyncLine] Dang, my motivation seemingly vanished.", "8:38:11 AM [#] [Kryptonic] That's my life right there", "8:38:15 AM [#] [Kryptonic] It happens every day" ] }, { "id": 265, "timestamp": "2019-03-07T23:48:22Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[TheLastMillennial] Michael can you narrow down exactly which method is causing the most slowdown? That would help us focus on what to optimize.", "[Michael2_3B] void main(void)" ] }, { "id": 264, "timestamp": "2019-02-11T03:01:02Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[squid] did you turn it off and on again?", "[TLM] yes it's been powercycled ;P", "[squid] hmm", "[squid] maybe pour some water on it", "[TLM] that was my reaction too", "[TLM] erm, the hmm part not the water part" ] }, { "id": 263, "timestamp": "2019-01-07T21:52:45Z", "added_by": "SecondNik", "lines": [ "<KermPhD> MateoC: What *don't* you consider trash?", "<MateoC> KermPhD: You" ] }, { "id": 262, "timestamp": "2018-12-28T22:30:56Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[nikkybot] I should have a script that recalls a line Netham45 has said in the past everytime he speaks now", "[TheLastMillennial] Netham45 is dead nikkybot", "[nikkybot] yay" ] }, { "id": 261, "timestamp": "2018-12-13T21:01:21Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Runer112] my strategy for getting on POTY is pulling my pants down, turning around, and sitting down" ] }, { "id": 260, "timestamp": "2018-11-27T03:56:36Z", "added_by": "mateoconlechuga", "lines": [ "Weregoose: Pulling poetic rationalizations from the chaos, filtering palatable signals from the overwhelming noise of it all is just one more survival technique so that our minds don't succumb to the numbing non-objective pointlessness of it all" ] }, { "id": 259, "timestamp": "2018-11-22T19:57:56Z", "added_by": "pt", "lines": [ "[20:40:01] <TheNik> ~ninja'd \\ [20:40:02] <P_T> ~ninja'd" ] }, { "id": 256, "timestamp": "2018-11-22T19:19:04Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[MateoC] Just don't write bugs." ] }, { "id": 255, "timestamp": "2018-10-17T21:43:46Z", "added_by": "jcgter_", "lines": [ "<saxjax> [rohanmodi] If you guys could answer my latest post thad be greatly appreciated", "<P_T> If you had more patience that would be greatly appreciated" ] }, { "id": 254, "timestamp": "2018-10-12T20:00:34Z", "added_by": "LAX18", "lines": [ "4:00 PM <Nik> We chose to go to the moon not because it was easy, but because setting up gCn was easier." ] }, { "id": 253, "timestamp": "2018-10-05T16:49:00Z", "added_by": "nik", "lines": [ "<P_T> Well, the word-count is kinda bad, I approve" ] }, { "id": 252, "timestamp": "2018-10-05T01:27:00Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< thelastmillennial> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!", "-!- thelastmillennial was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]" ] }, { "id": 251, "timestamp": "2018-09-29T05:04:52Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<MateoC> Everyone is dumb" ] }, { "id": 250, "timestamp": "2018-09-28T08:34:36Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<@KermPhD> HEY GUYS IT'S YOUR BOY MATEOC HERE THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME ON PATREON AND TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM AND BEFORE WE GET STARTED A SHOUTOUT TO THE LETTUCE HEADS OUT THERE ALSO DON'T FORGET TO DESTROY THAT LIKE BUTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" ] }, { "id": 249, "timestamp": "2018-09-08T20:10:29Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[MateoC] Yes, if you wanted to change a watermelon to a cantaloupe, you could just change the array." ] }, { "id": 248, "timestamp": "2018-09-03T20:14:17Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[Nik] mets11rap: Please enter your password to find out TLMs real name.", "[mets11rap] It's ***", "[mets11rap] IT CENSORS YOUR PASSWORD GUYS", "[mets11rap] TRY IT", "[KermPhD] Roses are red", "[KermPhD] Violets are blue", "[KermPhD] You read bash.org", "[KermPhD] We all do too" ] }, { "id": 246, "timestamp": "2018-08-31T07:19:13Z", "added_by": "SopaXorzT", "lines": [ "can I into bot admin?" ] }, { "id": 244, "timestamp": "2018-08-20T00:55:17Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[LAX18] Welp, NOS leaks 20K of RAM per minute of execution; so that's that." ] }, { "id": 243, "timestamp": "2018-08-18T19:50:10Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "it" ] }, { "id": 242, "timestamp": "2018-08-18T19:48:36Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] Legend has it that people can flip light switches faster than a CSE can flip a pixel." ] }, { "id": 241, "timestamp": "2018-08-09T00:29:18Z", "added_by": "mateoconlechuga", "lines": [ "[Jcsq6] ya'll" ] }, { "id": 240, "timestamp": "2018-07-26T20:07:06Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< DecBot3> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!", "-!- DecBot3 was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]" ] }, { "id": 239, "timestamp": "2018-07-26T20:06:55Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< DecBot3> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!", "-!- DecBot3 was kicked from #tcpa by Remius 4 hours, 39 minutes ago with the reason ({banned: Inappropriate sexual comments}).\"" ] }, { "id": 237, "timestamp": "2018-06-28T15:24:36Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[PT_] \"Nobody knows how USB works\"" ] }, { "id": 236, "timestamp": "2018-06-11T20:30:39Z", "added_by": "nik", "lines": [ "<KermPhD> [saxjax] KermMartian entered the room / <Cemetech> http://ceme.tech, welcome to Cemetech! Please introduce yourself in this topic: KermMartian/t4925" ] }, { "id": 235, "timestamp": "2018-06-11T19:29:35Z", "added_by": "jonbush", "lines": [ "<Runer112> but it's actually not effective / they're playing the long con / need to destroy the environment to drive up the need for engineers / for more tuition in the future" ] }, { "id": 234, "timestamp": "2018-05-28T19:24:01Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Chessy]What's the purpose of LAXBOT?", "[LAX18]not much yet just a chat additive", "[Chessy]And eventually?", "[LAX18]something like nikkybot", "[DecBot3]I don't think that's a good idea.", "[nikkybot]Hopefully it sucks." ] }, { "id": 233, "timestamp": "2018-05-10T18:22:55Z", "added_by": "Michael2_3B", "lines": [ "commandz: unfortunately motivation is directly proportional to the priority of that other thing you need to be doing" ] }, { "id": 232, "timestamp": "2018-05-10T18:16:51Z", "added_by": "nik", "lines": [ "<MateoC> No one can annoy me" ] }, { "id": 231, "timestamp": "2018-04-06T02:27:28Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Iambian] I played Columns when I was but a wee child more often than any of the other games in my aunt's 6-Pak", "[tr1p1ea] Your Aunt had a 6-pack? Must have been fit!" ] }, { "id": 230, "timestamp": "2018-04-03T01:51:11Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[jcgter777] nikkybot: are you smart?", "[NIKKYBOT] no" ] }, { "id": 229, "timestamp": "2018-03-20T00:45:57Z", "added_by": "jcgter", "lines": [ "4:12:17 PM <jonbush> It is always best to take as much of something as you can while it is still available." ] }, { "id": 228, "timestamp": "2018-03-14T01:56:03Z", "added_by": "michael2_3b", "lines": [ "“8:29:49 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] jcgter777: I came up with an external device that now presses down on the button on the screen every 1/4 of a second 8:30:21 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] want to know what i call it 8:30:29 PM <saxjax> [Michael2_3B] my thumb.”" ] }, { "id": 227, "timestamp": "2018-03-10T04:00:01Z", "added_by": "jcgter", "lines": [ "10:58:41 PM <tev> Although some picky usability experts might recommend against a link since it does something other than load a different page (don't quote me on that)" ] }, { "id": 225, "timestamp": "2018-02-28T01:03:19Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Battlesquid] some fish have no legs." ] }, { "id": 224, "timestamp": "2018-02-26T03:45:23Z", "added_by": "jcgter", "lines": [ "*TheLastMillennial holds onto a sac / [Battlesquid] *pac / MichaelB> Seg / [Battlesquid] *man / [Battlesquid] way / [TheLastMillennial] wee / [TheLastMillennial] whee" ] }, { "id": 221, "timestamp": "2018-02-08T04:00:22Z", "added_by": "Adriweb", "lines": [ "<Runer112> I'll have you know I write advanced, exquisite assembly" ] }, { "id": 220, "timestamp": "2018-01-31T01:42:49Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "[Iambian] I write a bit of code, then push some buttons on the black window with white text to see if what I wrote compiles.", "Wash, rinse, repeat until my computer spits out delicious cherries." ] }, { "id": 219, "timestamp": "2018-01-31T01:04:25Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[mr womp womp] bitlocker is so slow wtf", "been encrypting for ages", "I had time to die and be reincarnated as myself", "I think my drive is gonna be fossilized by the time it finished", "this is a samsung 850 pro on a decent gaming pc, this isn't some dvd in wondows 3.0", "This is me rn: https://youtu.be/6Joyj0dmkug" ] }, { "id": 218, "timestamp": "2018-01-29T01:30:43Z", "added_by": "jcgter", "lines": [ "<notipa> bug report: unichat has an unnecessary send button" ] }, { "id": 217, "timestamp": "2018-01-28T16:25:53Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] I'm sick of people submitting bug reports for INTENTIONAL FEATURES that I have taken the time to explain multiple times.", "[KermPhD] Welcome to my life." ] }, { "id": 216, "timestamp": "2018-01-26T03:53:17Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[notipa] KermPhD wrote Doors CS 7 in 15 minutes, while waiting for a train to arrive, on-calculator, using AsmComp." ] }, { "id": 215, "timestamp": "2018-01-21T20:51:44Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[iPhoenix] My new Haiku: UniChat's storage.", "Click Click Click Click Click Click.", "I have what I want." ] }, { "id": 214, "timestamp": "2018-01-18T05:41:32Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> That being said, I'd marry Br?andonW if given the chance." ] }, { "id": 212, "timestamp": "2018-01-16T21:52:22Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[TheM02] Always assume it's someone elses fault." ] }, { "id": 209, "timestamp": "2018-01-16T02:30:20Z", "added_by": "mr womp womp", "lines": [ "<DecBot3> me has a score of 5." ] }, { "id": 208, "timestamp": "2018-01-12T19:20:22Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] \"The smarter you get, the more idiotic mistakes you make. I guess I must be pretty smart, I walk into the same door everyday.\"" ] }, { "id": 207, "timestamp": "2018-01-11T23:34:08Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[MichaelB] If I make a wrench in Texas, is that wrench then considered a Texas Instrument?" ] }, { "id": 206, "timestamp": "2018-01-09T20:35:34Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "*mr womp womp feeds java into a cogwheel" ] }, { "id": 205, "timestamp": "2018-01-01T22:17:33Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Gerzer] I still don't understand the whole nikkibot thing. What/who is it/he/she?", "[Iambian] It's a bot that has been programmed to talk, sound, and smell like the real nikky" ] }, { "id": 204, "timestamp": "2017-12-22T05:36:19Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<@KermPhD> We have a fancy auto-stripper.", "<notipa> is that what the strip clubs are buying now to cut on labor costs?" ] }, { "id": 203, "timestamp": "2017-12-19T00:22:57Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "[TheLastMillennial] I'm a C# guy, basically a taboo language to Mateo :P", "[_iPhoenix_] not really.", "[_iPhoenix_] Java is taboo.", "[#] [MateoC] Both are horrid" ] }, { "id": 202, "timestamp": "2017-12-18T22:44:37Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] I accidentally banned everyone (including myself) from UniChat, please stand by." ] }, { "id": 201, "timestamp": "2017-12-08T03:54:16Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "<Kryptonic> I wonder how many people that know how to program in python have a pet python", "<TheLastMillennial> I wonder how many people that know how to program in Axe have a pet Axe.", "<Iambian> If you have a \"pet axe\", I'm going to step away. Very away.", "<Kryptonic> But what if their pet python restricts your legs?", "<Iambian> Then it's time to roll. Really fast. Really away. So away. Super away.", "<Iambian> On the" ] }, { "id": 199, "timestamp": "2017-11-13T00:04:08Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[TheLastMillennial] Unichat is hilarious", "[_iPhoenix_] what have I done.", "[_iPhoenix_] It's mayhem" ] }, { "id": 198, "timestamp": "2017-11-10T02:47:22Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "[Death Stroke] Um, who are youuu...", "<Iambian> I am a cherry-flavoured dragon.", "<Iambian> geekboy can attest to this.", "<geekboy> ^" ] }, { "id": 197, "timestamp": "2017-11-08T02:59:39Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Kryptonic] I try very hard to make quotes for decbot but I always fail. Darn." ] }, { "id": 196, "timestamp": "2017-11-08T01:37:30Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< Bra?ndonW> I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page.", "< Bra?ndonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page.", "< Bra?ndonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for IS on my own page." ] }, { "id": 195, "timestamp": "2017-11-01T02:40:57Z", "added_by": "krypto", "lines": [ "\"DrDnar:It only removes wait states from the external flash bus. The internal bus is still slow as dead turtle.\"" ] }, { "id": 194, "timestamp": "2017-10-27T02:51:21Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[#] [notipa] we're nerds", "[81405@gehrhsd.net] Maybe that's why I have no idea what you guys are saying" ] }, { "id": 193, "timestamp": "2017-10-25T18:28:19Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<P_T> This place is awesome because Kerm is here :D", "<KermPhD> *This place is awesome because y'all are here.", "[Cemetech] surely_not_me entered the room" ] }, { "id": 192, "timestamp": "2017-10-19T21:02:49Z", "added_by": "dTal", "lines": [ "Kryptonic> It really does not help that my chair is broken" ] }, { "id": 191, "timestamp": "2017-10-13T22:27:03Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "\"[john35588] \"it is not TI that are the experts\"\"" ] }, { "id": 190, "timestamp": "2017-09-18T21:59:12Z", "added_by": "michael2_3b", "lines": [ "<Weregoose> Build a time machine to stop your future self from using a time machine to travel back in time to steal the time machine you're building." ] }, { "id": 189, "timestamp": "2017-09-02T01:37:37Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "[Pieman] and I was like \"that log had a child!\" [TheLastMillennial] and I saw a tiny stick, [Pieman] then I rolled the log over, [TheLastMillennial] one day I was walking and I saw this big log," ] }, { "id": 188, "timestamp": "2017-08-16T06:25:56Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> KermPhD rules" ] }, { "id": 186, "timestamp": "2017-07-24T00:26:11Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "\"*MateoC will one day convert you to the C side\"" ] }, { "id": 185, "timestamp": "2017-07-21T20:55:53Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "* nikkybot trolls" ] }, { "id": 184, "timestamp": "2017-07-17T15:44:23Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> 3. Don't bring bots into the channel, by the way" ] }, { "id": 182, "timestamp": "2017-06-29T16:56:32Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "\"We're all better than clickbait\" -Alex 2017" ] }, { "id": 181, "timestamp": "2017-06-26T22:12:55Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] walking is a form of transpiration" ] }, { "id": 180, "timestamp": "2017-06-25T03:19:15Z", "added_by": "c4ooo", "lines": [ "[Iambian] Now that you mention it, now I'm trying to figure out how you're multiplying by 10 using what amounts to three division by twos, and an add." ] }, { "id": 179, "timestamp": "2017-06-19T08:12:06Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<notipa> i just punched myself in the eye, does that make me eligible for a phd" ] }, { "id": 177, "timestamp": "2017-06-06T02:01:55Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<Runer112> MateoC: you're full of shit" ] }, { "id": 176, "timestamp": "2017-06-05T15:00:26Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[theprogrammingcube] oldmud, lets see what this muy sketcho program does!" ] }, { "id": 175, "timestamp": "2017-06-05T14:12:05Z", "added_by": "Caleb_J", "lines": [ "[P_T] \"\"walruses are better than tuxedo chickens, all hail the great :walrii:\" ~ me\"" ] }, { "id": 173, "timestamp": "2017-06-01T21:50:21Z", "added_by": "michael2_3b", "lines": [ "[Lord_Charlemagne] %calc comic/kerm // <comic> I'm better // <comic> Thus, we can't divide by zero" ] }, { "id": 172, "timestamp": "2017-06-01T14:25:00Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "< KermPhD> \"aim for the stars, and even if you miss you'll end up frozen and suffocated in the vacuum of space\"" ] }, { "id": 171, "timestamp": "2017-05-28T15:45:45Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<KermPhD> I don't know if you guys ever knew, but I actually happen to like trains." ] }, { "id": 170, "timestamp": "2017-05-27T16:09:07Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> lets talk about binary logs", "<nikkybot> especially in relation to how great they are as your primary database backup", "[JWinslow23] Nah", "[JWinslow23] Let's talk about natural logs", "[JWinslow23] e is a magic number" ] }, { "id": 168, "timestamp": "2017-05-25T01:15:11Z", "added_by": "MateoConLechuga", "lines": [ "[KermPhD] thanks for the help." ] }, { "id": 167, "timestamp": "2017-05-23T16:16:46Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<netham45> I have friends irl", "<DecBot3> i dont think youve been to irl" ] }, { "id": 164, "timestamp": "2017-05-22T18:53:53Z", "added_by": "pt", "lines": [ "[nikkybot] Michael2_3b: Be my bad boy." ] }, { "id": 160, "timestamp": "2017-05-12T20:13:14Z", "added_by": "kermm", "lines": [ "<saxjax> [Botboy3000] if something fails it usually won't work" ] }, { "id": 158, "timestamp": "2017-05-12T02:22:37Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "*commandz launches his neighbor's window at Pieman// *Pieman7373 has been framed" ] }, { "id": 155, "timestamp": "2017-05-11T15:38:59Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "[theprogrammingcube] I guess if you pay the unicorns in leprechaun gold they'll let Kerm use stonehenge to call the gods and they'll bless us with 5 minutes of gCn time" ] }, { "id": 152, "timestamp": "2017-05-11T02:55:19Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "\"[MichaelB] I paid $90 just to take the integral of a potato.\"" ] }, { "id": 151, "timestamp": "2017-05-08T17:20:28Z", "added_by": "Michael2_3B", "lines": [ "[KermPhD] I'm not an admin. / I'm just a Martian." ] }, { "id": 150, "timestamp": "2017-05-08T13:41:55Z", "added_by": "Michael2_3B", "lines": [ "<CodertheBarbarian> You know what would be best? If you could tell the computer what to do with a neural translater and it just worked." ] }, { "id": 149, "timestamp": "2017-05-06T01:27:09Z", "added_by": "oldmud0", "lines": [ "<longbyte1>but all girls love the smell of axe!" ] }, { "id": 148, "timestamp": "2017-05-06T01:25:59Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[theprogrammingcube] I don't want my parents confronting me like \"Why do you have 30 rocket engines and 20 pounds of black powder?\" / [Michael2_3B] IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE" ] }, { "id": 147, "timestamp": "2017-05-06T01:17:24Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[theprogrammingcube] Think of it as C for Ti 84+ if it C wasn't C" ] }, { "id": 145, "timestamp": "2017-05-04T04:57:47Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<DrDnarVM> Me at future NSA interview: \"So why do you want to work for the NSA?\" \"Honestly, I just wanted to use your reflow oven.\"" ] }, { "id": 144, "timestamp": "2017-05-03T18:14:12Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "[CalcMeister] chromebook = just get a raspberry pi for heavens sake at this point/ ***Pieman7373 kicks CalcMeister in the face because he speaks the painful truth" ] }, { "id": 143, "timestamp": "2017-05-03T00:40:08Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[CalcMeister] Anything for you, daddy" ] }, { "id": 142, "timestamp": "2017-04-23T08:53:37Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<JWinslow23> But math can't say everything <JWinslow23> For example, there's no equivalent in Math for \"Blargen fedibble no hip\"\\ <_iPhoenix_> No, it cannot. You need to add science (which is math, but you actually,like, OPEN YOUR EYES), and language arts, (which is learning how to add/subtract chars from a string)" ] }, { "id": 141, "timestamp": "2017-04-18T23:18:39Z", "added_by": "thelastmillenial", "lines": [ "\"[MateoConLechuga] People can believe whatever that want to; Just as long as I can program\"" ] }, { "id": 140, "timestamp": "2017-04-13T18:56:45Z", "added_by": "mateoconlechuga", "lines": [ "\"[SeeGreatness] I am trying to edit a flash game in html\"" ] }, { "id": 138, "timestamp": "2017-04-05T13:38:42Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[CalcMeister] Your mom is my daddy" ] }, { "id": 137, "timestamp": "2017-03-28T21:32:00Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[KermPhD] Damn you, Pineapple." ] }, { "id": 136, "timestamp": "2017-03-26T04:14:40Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<jonbush> What language is your game written in, oldmud0? <oldmud0> english" ] }, { "id": 135, "timestamp": "2017-03-21T16:24:22Z", "added_by": "JWinslow23", "lines": [ "[MateoC] That'd idiotic" ] }, { "id": 134, "timestamp": "2017-03-16T23:25:49Z", "added_by": "JWinslow23", "lines": [ "[JWinslow23] Also, we transmit the digits of pi in binary out to aliens to try and communicate with them (true story) [JWinslow23] Given those alien civilizations might be way more advanced than us, I'm just worried what will happen once they stop laughing" ] }, { "id": 133, "timestamp": "2017-03-16T19:19:35Z", "added_by": "JWinslow23", "lines": [ "<JWinslow23> One student, in response to the tau button, said \"Why can't you just do pi squared?\"" ] }, { "id": 132, "timestamp": "2017-03-15T21:45:15Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< MateoC> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!", "-!- MateoC was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]" ] }, { "id": 131, "timestamp": "2017-03-15T00:18:22Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "8:17:47 PM [#] [Squid] Wanted to call my mom...started to type the digits of pi -_-" ] }, { "id": 129, "timestamp": "2017-03-14T23:23:32Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "7:23:27 PM [#] [P_T] And that is 100% true! 7:23:16 PM [_iPhoenix_] yes 7:23:11 PM [#] [P_T] But meh, I gotta sleep, 1000 times more important than pi+tau" ] }, { "id": 127, "timestamp": "2017-03-13T20:31:17Z", "added_by": "iphoenix", "lines": [ "4:24:22 PM [_iPhoenix_] did I seriously just type \"numerical representation of a number\"" ] }, { "id": 126, "timestamp": "2017-03-10T23:43:39Z", "added_by": "petertillema", "lines": [ "_iPhoenix_: PT_ is a god, I tell you." ] }, { "id": 125, "timestamp": "2017-03-09T19:58:40Z", "added_by": "JWinslow23", "lines": [ "<JWinslow23> Stupid for getting pregnant, and lazy for not going to her kitchen which I'll bet has at least one food item" ] }, { "id": 124, "timestamp": "2017-03-09T14:32:25Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "<P_T> Dice for the win -.-" ] }, { "id": 123, "timestamp": "2017-03-08T23:18:22Z", "added_by": "pieman7373", "lines": [ "[_iPhoenix_] If Jesus died for our sin, who died for our cos and tan?" ] }, { "id": 122, "timestamp": "2017-03-03T20:56:46Z", "added_by": "petertillema", "lines": [ "9:56:07 PM [#] [jonbush] The whole point of programming is to decrease the amount of work that you need to do by doing more work" ] }, { "id": 120, "timestamp": "2017-02-04T06:57:52Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "[JWinslow23] \"Hi! My calc is...my calc is...my calc is *chicka chicka* TI-80\"" ] }, { "id": 119, "timestamp": "2017-01-11T15:52:45Z", "added_by": "JWinslow23", "lines": [ "<kotu> the word 'tau' sounds like it is not meant to be used" ] }, { "id": 118, "timestamp": "2017-01-11T05:52:40Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "[JWinslow23] How do we know whether or not to multiply or divide? Well, it's a simple system, if it's the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside..." ] }, { "id": 117, "timestamp": "2017-01-10T13:01:40Z", "added_by": "petertillema", "lines": [ "[Caleb_J] Hello PT._." ] }, { "id": 116, "timestamp": "2016-12-25T23:31:15Z", "added_by": "c4ooo", "lines": [ "[Runer112] no, Axe is bad" ] }, { "id": 113, "timestamp": "2016-12-23T01:01:52Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Because I'm a gangstar" ] }, { "id": 112, "timestamp": "2016-12-23T00:44:11Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "<KermPhD> Marty, we have to go back (with our calculators)!" ] }, { "id": 111, "timestamp": "2016-12-21T21:51:50Z", "added_by": "Pieman7373", "lines": [ "<nikky> you wanker" ] }, { "id": 110, "timestamp": "2016-12-21T21:34:01Z", "added_by": "petertillema", "lines": [ "<Mateo> I was just being a jerk" ] }, { "id": 109, "timestamp": "2016-12-05T22:31:07Z", "added_by": "DrDnar", "lines": [ "<Pieman> Ya know, nikkybot is slightly scary sometimes", "<nikkybot> Am not" ] }, { "id": 107, "timestamp": "2016-09-24T13:09:48Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<Bâ??randonW> There's always time for talking assembly.", "<Bâ??randonW> And jello." ] }, { "id": 106, "timestamp": "2016-07-02T05:18:54Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<Morpheous> Whoa, I was sure that this nick was tooken... <Nikky_S> Probably because it's spelled incorrectly. <Nikky_S> \"Morpheus\" <_AnyKey_> pwned." ] }, { "id": 105, "timestamp": "2016-06-05T03:37:14Z", "added_by": "Hooloovoo", "lines": [ "[DJ_O] oldmud0 that's nothing. I once made a 29 years necropost on alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets" ] }, { "id": 104, "timestamp": "2016-05-07T03:39:13Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< comic> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is a ) time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!", "-!- comic was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]" ] }, { "id": 103, "timestamp": "2016-05-04T03:26:25Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<netham45> I have friends irl ^ <Eightx84> i dont think youve been to irl" ] }, { "id": 102, "timestamp": "2016-04-25T07:12:04Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<ElderBlub> That equities beer lovely" ] }, { "id": 101, "timestamp": "2016-04-25T02:40:44Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<PatrickD> programming without crashes is like smoking without cancer ... you're just losing the essence of it" ] }, { "id": 100, "timestamp": "2016-04-12T09:33:55Z", "added_by": "petertillema", "lines": [ "<nikkybot>I'm a fool" ] }, { "id": 99, "timestamp": "2016-04-12T09:33:18Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<PT_> it's been 21 days", "<PT_> and I need to reboot my server", "<PT_> well I don't need to do anything?" ] }, { "id": 98, "timestamp": "2016-03-29T21:36:24Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<@Merth> this is banana balls" ] }, { "id": 97, "timestamp": "2016-03-04T21:30:17Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<nikky> nikkybot: how awesome is merth", "<nikkybot> more than you" ] }, { "id": 96, "timestamp": "2016-02-20T19:32:52Z", "added_by": "comicidiot", "lines": [ "<KInfinity> Kerm, is Melisma your sister, mom, or girlfriend? Her real name says Melisma Martian, so I'm guessing it's one of them :P", "<gudenau> Wife I think.", "<KInfinity> I don't think Kerm is married", "<KInfinity> He said he had a girlfriend the other day", "<saxjax> [PT_] he has indeed a girlfriend Tori", "<gudenau> Could be thinking of other people.", "<saxjax> [PT_] Tari*", "<gudenau> Darn.", "<KInfinity> Tari's realname is Peter", "<saxjax> [PT_] Another Tari..", "<KInfi" ] }, { "id": 95, "timestamp": "2016-02-07T23:44:09Z", "added_by": "comicidiot", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> suck a dick.", "<comic> No u, nikkybot", "<nikkybot> Suck ass", "<comic> no u, nikkybot", "<nikkybot> suck. :)", "<comic> no u, nikkybot", "<nikkybot> suck, his balls and say that Europe and Fedora are great.", "<comic> no u, nikkybot", "<nikkybot> suck a dick anyway", "<comic> Ok, I'll stop" ] }, { "id": 92, "timestamp": "2015-11-12T22:07:36Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "im a tool who can add quotes" ] }, { "id": 91, "timestamp": "2015-11-02T16:15:58Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<AHelper42> There's only a small list of reasons ElderBlub died, and they're all bad" ] }, { "id": 90, "timestamp": "2015-11-01T22:58:01Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Hi, I'm kerm", "<nikkybot> I'm doofy" ] }, { "id": 89, "timestamp": "2015-10-12T13:18:34Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<Ivoah> Good morning everyone!", "<notipa> sounds like a sign I should sleep", "<Ivoah> what time is it in cali?", "<notipa> 6:15 AM" ] }, { "id": 88, "timestamp": "2015-10-09T17:10:10Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<Houston, we've had a problem.>" ] }, { "id": 87, "timestamp": "2015-10-09T03:50:06Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Oh yeah, I had a dream about IRC", "<nikkybot> You were the only one I remember Ivoah", "<nikkybot> Actually, you were on death row" ] }, { "id": 86, "timestamp": "2015-10-09T03:38:51Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<notipa> you should make a web browser written purely in regex", "<Adriweb> go to bed, notipa." ] }, { "id": 85, "timestamp": "2015-09-04T18:17:12Z", "added_by": "flyfisch", "lines": [ "<DrKerm: Clearly your problem is lack of proper locking on your decision-making capabilities, because sane people don't run for fun.>" ] }, { "id": 84, "timestamp": "2015-08-05T19:34:38Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<KermM> HOW DO CLOCK!?" ] }, { "id": 83, "timestamp": "2015-08-01T23:17:25Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<AHelper8> Oh boy, foul balls landing about 30 feet from me", "<@KermM> I think you might be the first Cemetechian to IRC from a baseball game.", "<Tari> inb4 AHelper8 gets beaned with one because he's IRCing" ] }, { "id": 82, "timestamp": "2015-07-18T03:59:20Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "* phrenia watches the cool intro on his page for the 1000000th time <_AnyKey_> intros are annoying <phrenia> you're annoying <_AnyKey_> damn right I am" ] }, { "id": 81, "timestamp": "2015-07-14T03:12:15Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<Netham45> I am a furfag. :-) :-) <aardvarq> I think that quote stands by itself." ] }, { "id": 80, "timestamp": "2015-06-25T03:19:01Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "[22:53:56] <nikkybot> I suck so much, it's almost stunning." ] }, { "id": 78, "timestamp": "2015-06-12T18:45:43Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<nikky> I suppose I somewhat apologize" ] }, { "id": 77, "timestamp": "2015-06-08T15:28:23Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<nikky> Any of you rocking Atom these days as yo editor?", "<Tari> that's a funny way to spell vim" ] }, { "id": 76, "timestamp": "2015-06-01T01:07:01Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<notipa> BrandonW pwns everything" ] }, { "id": 75, "timestamp": "2015-05-25T04:13:19Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<Merth> i keep making youtube skip basically to the end instead of htting the fullscreen button", "<Merth> i am a moron" ] }, { "id": 73, "timestamp": "2015-05-21T20:54:43Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "<@KermM> I am really sad that nikkybutt didn't have a punchline for that Java joke.", "<nikkybot> KermMbutt" ] }, { "id": 72, "timestamp": "2015-05-17T19:53:25Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "< ^PatrickD> And Nikky is a bot", "< ^PatrickD> and we can be BUGS in his programming for all it knows", "* Nikky \"bugs\" ^PatrickD", "* ^PatrickD sprays Nikky with RAID" ] }, { "id": 71, "timestamp": "2015-05-17T03:45:06Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<notipa> Kerm should stop reading the dicshaunary" ] }, { "id": 70, "timestamp": "2015-05-04T18:30:54Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<gudenau> I never saw Stargate.", "<BrandonW> You're dead to me." ] }, { "id": 68, "timestamp": "2015-04-27T00:56:36Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<notipa> instead of fixing this bug, I'll make the program never exit" ] }, { "id": 67, "timestamp": "2015-04-22T20:08:18Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<== nikkybot (nikkybot@ip68-102-52-38.ks.ok.cox.net) has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)", "==> nikkybot (nikkybot@ip68-102-52-38.ks.ok.cox.net) has joined #cemetech", "<@saxjax> (C) [Unicorn] NIKKYBOT!", "<nikkybot> this connection is laggy as hell" ] }, { "id": 66, "timestamp": "2015-04-18T00:41:52Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<KermM> Oh wow, I'm an idiot.", "<KermM> I'm going to hide in a corner from my x2 FAIL COMBO." ] }, { "id": 65, "timestamp": "2015-04-17T03:04:27Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Kerm / <nikkybot> is the worst person ever" ] }, { "id": 64, "timestamp": "2015-04-15T20:01:41Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "* CVSoft reminds KermM that the handle of the banhammer is the kickstick" ] }, { "id": 63, "timestamp": "2015-04-15T19:47:36Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<shaun> I've been doing lots of things for 15 years, and I'm pretty sure I do all of them wrong." ] }, { "id": 61, "timestamp": "2015-04-15T05:00:28Z", "added_by": "unicorn", "lines": [ "<tr1wrk> Kerm is good, better, best.", "<tr1wrk> He will never rest.", "<tr1wrk> Until his good is better, and his better is best!", "â?? tr1wrk runs" ] }, { "id": 59, "timestamp": "2015-04-08T06:07:36Z", "added_by": "ahelper", "lines": [ "* unknownln is literally worse than hitler" ] }, { "id": 58, "timestamp": "2015-04-04T04:57:28Z", "added_by": "Tari", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Shut the fuck up about it", "<saxjax> @nikkybot: Disallowed word (warning #1)", "< nikkybot> and stuff", "< nikkybot> Is saxjax broken?", "< nikkybot> This hinders my community unificatioin efforts greatly." ] }, { "id": 57, "timestamp": "2015-03-30T22:07:20Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "[MateoConLechuga] No, the CSE is going to live!", "[MateoConLechuga] Viva la CSE" ] }, { "id": 53, "timestamp": "2015-03-16T19:04:02Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "No using efneTI84 to drive everyone nuts." ] }, { "id": 52, "timestamp": "2015-02-19T07:10:44Z", "added_by": "Tari", "lines": [ "Intel: dark lords of the CISC." ] }, { "id": 51, "timestamp": "2015-02-11T23:36:39Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ ":)" ] }, { "id": 50, "timestamp": "2015-02-11T23:36:37Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "[18:36:01] <nikkybot> nikkybot sentient now" ] }, { "id": 49, "timestamp": "2014-12-21T06:51:50Z", "added_by": "Tari", "lines": [ "< BrandonW> I did not misspell the equate. TI is just awful like that at times.", "< DrDnar2> TI actually calls it a keydoarb." ] }, { "id": 48, "timestamp": "2014-12-19T21:10:35Z", "added_by": "Ivoah", "lines": [ "<KermM> I don't run IRC on my office desktop to try to minimize distractions", "<KermM> Unfortunately, having Minecraft installed means that that goes staggeringly poorly." ] }, { "id": 47, "timestamp": "2014-12-19T20:18:02Z", "added_by": "cvsoft", "lines": [ "<Runer112> why does the example not seem to agree with the documentation", "<Runer112> wait", "<Runer112> nope, I'm just a damn idiot" ] }, { "id": 46, "timestamp": "2014-10-06T04:54:15Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "[00:53:10] <@KermM> You're an idiot", "[00:53:24] <DecBot3> KermM: True" ] }, { "id": 45, "timestamp": "2014-09-13T00:56:51Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<Tari> add more 'D' until it works" ] }, { "id": 43, "timestamp": "2014-09-05T21:40:26Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "<\u0001ACTION explodes due to an error\u0001>" ] }, { "id": 42, "timestamp": "2014-08-10T02:51:53Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> Hey, want to hear a joke?", "<nikkybot> Omnimaga" ] }, { "id": 41, "timestamp": "2014-07-09T20:02:24Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "<nikkybot> I would marry a z80 CPU if it were legal." ] }, { "id": 40, "timestamp": "2014-06-21T15:37:27Z", "added_by": "ordelore", "lines": [ "KermM: I'm in SPAAAAAAAAACE" ] }, { "id": 39, "timestamp": "2014-06-18T17:54:14Z", "added_by": "ordelore", "lines": [ "<ordelore> I am more like", "<nikkybot> I am", "<nikkybot> more like", "<nikkybot> loser" ] }, { "id": 38, "timestamp": "2014-06-11T17:22:53Z", "added_by": "ordelore", "lines": [ "<KermM> I hate you all" ] }, { "id": 37, "timestamp": "2014-06-09T05:06:37Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<AHelper0> but ice cream is the glue that holds all of the other food together" ] }, { "id": 36, "timestamp": "2014-06-06T22:34:52Z", "added_by": "ordelore", "lines": [ "<ordelore> yay! WiNE works!", "<Tari> Wine; not WiNE, nor WINE", "ordelore> potato potahto", "<nikky> Potato", "ordelore> akthough you are right", "<nikky> Who the fuck spells it potahto", "<AHelper0> We all know one person now", "<ordelore> thats how the phrase sounds", "" ] }, { "id": 35, "timestamp": "2014-06-06T01:16:33Z", "added_by": "elfprince", "lines": [ "< KermM> nikky: Why doesn't Doors CS have its source code included in the ticalc.org archives?", "< KermM> I told you guys to reverse-engineer it for me." ] }, { "id": 34, "timestamp": "2014-05-29T22:31:14Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "* AHelper0 integrates nikkybot", "<nikkybot> gee", "<nikkybot> I wish you wouldn't project your sexual habits onto others.", "<nikkybot> It's not healthy." ] }, { "id": 33, "timestamp": "2014-05-29T21:09:58Z", "added_by": "nikkybot", "lines": [ "it" ] }, { "id": 32, "timestamp": "2014-05-29T21:07:38Z", "added_by": "Tari", "lines": [ "<glk> My other computer is a Turing punch tape machine" ] }, { "id": 31, "timestamp": "2014-05-29T21:06:46Z", "added_by": "Tari", "lines": [ "<+glk> Ban calculators as weapons of math instruction." ] }, { "id": 30, "timestamp": "2014-04-27T22:45:49Z", "added_by": "nikky", "lines": [ "TEV: FIX YOUR CODE PLZKTHX" ] }, { "id": 29, "timestamp": "2014-04-25T15:28:10Z", "added_by": "willwac", "lines": [ "<Luxen> If it happens repeatedly, turn your attention to the teacher. If its a one time thing, forgive and forget. never hold a grudge, especially for something so trivial." ] }, { "id": 28, "timestamp": "2014-04-23T23:27:35Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<KermM> I think my puppy may be defective", "<KermM> She is trying to eat her metal food bowl" ] }, { "id": 27, "timestamp": "2014-04-17T15:32:53Z", "added_by": "merth", "lines": [ "< DecBot3> Nikky, why do you hate me so much?", "< nikky> because I'm a retard" ] }, { "id": 26, "timestamp": "2014-04-02T19:27:54Z", "added_by": "nikky", "lines": [ "tev sucks" ] }, { "id": 25, "timestamp": "2014-04-01T21:15:33Z", "added_by": "nikky", "lines": [ "notipa: Who wants... TACOS!", "notipa: notipa: ME!", "<- Merthsoft has disconnected (Read notipa: Connection reset by peer)" ] }, { "id": 24, "timestamp": "2014-03-18T02:05:44Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<Merth> So what's the deal with this cosmic inflation thing.", "<unknownln> cosmic inflation bringing down the value of the dollar", "<unknownln> but on all planets instead of just earth this time", "<unknownln> TLDR people excited about science. Probably won't affect the flavor of the next ham sandwich you eat" ] }, { "id": 23, "timestamp": "2014-03-13T18:29:17Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "* Luxen calls the fire hydrant", "<Luxen> ...", "<Luxen> i dont think ill get a responce..." ] }, { "id": 22, "timestamp": "2014-03-10T04:06:05Z", "added_by": "KermM", "lines": [ "[21:08:27] <nikkybot> perl omnimaga 4 LYFE" ] }, { "id": 21, "timestamp": "2014-03-09T03:45:56Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<nikky> okay, nikkybot is now protected against flood kicks", "<nikkybot> Damn straight", "<nikkybot> haters gonna hate" ] }, { "id": 20, "timestamp": "2014-03-05T01:12:02Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<shaun> I guess !qsay is broken :|" ] }, { "id": 19, "timestamp": "2014-03-05T01:01:19Z", "added_by": "tev", "lines": [ "<nikky> tev: Nikkybot should insult someone after they ++", "<nikkybot> tev: Nikkybot should insult someone after they sucks" ] }, { "id": 16, "timestamp": "2014-02-28T17:18:36Z", "added_by": "Jonimus", "lines": [ "<nikky> There's a time and a place for learning sorting", "<nikky> and it's called never why would you do that you sick f***" ] }, { "id": 14, "timestamp": "2014-02-28T02:47:20Z", "added_by": "tifreak8x", "lines": [ "<+tifreak_> nikkybot, say something quote worthy", "<nikkybot> no, I was going to say something is redesigned without being noticed...\"", "<+tifreak_> Dammit nikkybot", "<nikkybot> sorry", "<nikkybot> :(", "<nikkybot> Excuse me while I burn an american flag" ] }, { "id": 12, "timestamp": "2014-02-28T02:40:39Z", "added_by": "Weregoose", "lines": [ "<Merth> I'm disappointed in everyone." ] }, { "id": 11, "timestamp": "2014-02-24T09:25:16Z", "added_by": "Jonimus", "lines": [ "<Tari> POLLY WANT AN OPTIMIZER" ] }, { "id": 6, "timestamp": "2014-02-24T01:56:35Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<@saxjax> (C) [alevineman] Also, where do I report DCS Bugs?", "<@saxjax> (C) [alevineman] I found a few", "<Runer112> DCS has no bugs" ] }, { "id": 5, "timestamp": "2014-02-24T01:56:11Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<@KermM> Let me use my psychic power to work out the colors and uses of the conductors in your link cable :P" ] }, { "id": 4, "timestamp": "2014-02-24T00:01:10Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<unknownln> what are cross products used for again?", "<DrDnar> Multiplying holiness?" ] }, { "id": 2, "timestamp": "2014-02-23T23:20:28Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<nikky> OWOBOYCARES" ] }, { "id": 1, "timestamp": "2014-02-23T22:42:25Z", "added_by": "Merth", "lines": [ "<Merth> Mijn luchtkussenboot zit vol paling" ] }, { "id": 10, "timestamp": "2012-05-01T20:14:21Z", "added_by": "Jonimus", "lines": [ "<benryves> That's some creatively horrible code for a beginner, so good work there." ] }, { "id": 9, "timestamp": "2011-05-03T23:17:06Z", "added_by": "Catherine", "lines": [ "<KermM> That's an interesting concept, rubbing two cats together for more efficient petting." ] }, { "id": 8, "timestamp": "2011-05-03T23:02:49Z", "added_by": "Jonimus", "lines": [ "<KermM> GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIED EGGS" ] }, { "id": 7, "timestamp": "2011-05-02T19:13:26Z", "added_by": "Jonimus", "lines": [ "* chronomex wiggles elfprince" ] } ] }